Ah, yes. According to Left Behind:
1) Someone will invent a magical fertilizer formula that makes deserts into productive farmland, apparently without regard to fresh water. This apparently leads to Israel quietly and peacefully annexing pretty much every Muslim country in the middle east.
2) Russia and Ethiopia will attack Israel for no readily apparent reason, and get curb-stomped by God's holy forcefield.
3) More than two billion people worldwide will disappear at once, including every child under the age of accountability; somehow, everyone gets over it pretty much overnight, including the people who lost their entire families, there is no war or conflict as a result, and life goes on exactly as it does before, with not even a single burp in any major service. There will be vague rumors of crime sprees and civil disruption elsewhere, but no one ever actually sees it or knows anyone who did. No one apparently bothers to mourn any of the disappeared.
4) The mass disappearance will handwaved away as an artifact of radiation from cell phones, without raising eyebrows. No one bothers to ask why people such as the Amish vanished too.
5) the Antichrist will be a smarmy Romanian with all the charisma of a balding used car salesman with a hunchback, acne and severe BO. People will ooh and aah over his ability to remember the names of foreign countries, and even though he supposedly has powers to cloud men's minds, he will never actually use them, save in a one-time show of power in which he actually nullifies his own display of ruthlessness for the intended targets, making it the single most pointless show of power ever in literature, on a par with trying to intimidate the police by quietly incinerating ants with a magnifying glass in one's own back yard.
6) The resistance that forms will have no plans, no apparent goals, and does little, if anything, to prepare for the next seven years of the tribulation. They will be led by a dull and gray pastor who is all but devoid of personality, an airline pilot with severe issues towards women who will be tapped to be the Antichrist's personal pilot, and a supposedly world-renowned reporter who is never actually seen writing anything and sits on any story he's told to sit on without an ounce of hesitation or regret, even when it costs peoples' lives--after taking a job with the new regime's official news organ as official mouthpiece, for massive pay. Their sole plan seems to consist of building a bunker beneath the church, telling no one else about it, and hiding in it, and over the rest of the series, they will come to define the term "inaction heroes." None of them feel at all compelled to use their positions of authority to actually do anything useful that could save lives and ease suffering, even though they have numerous opportunities. None of them will even consider taking an action that might accidently or on-purpose derail God's script for the end of the world, and instead spend most of the following books merely staring blankly at the events happening around them. In the second book, the pastor will fall into a coma, and then die shortly in a pointless nuclear attack--offscreen to boot--and will be replaced with a Jewish stereotype and author stand-in.
7) The new ruler of the earth will suggest a new bland-as-cottage-cheese religion, which is apparently eagerly accepted without question, hesitation or complaint by religious sects historically incapable of even so much as tolerating the existence of other sects which nominally share their own religion and differ significantly only on a few relatively minor doctrinal issues. No one will act in a manner even vaguely resembling any way an actual human being behaves, even though the antichrist isn't ever seen actually doing anything to alter the way they think, speak or act.
So yeah, we pretty much know what's in Left Behind, which is why we're laughing at you now.
