Internet Tough Guy Award
This is indeed not the reality of shooter games.
[Commenting under "Antifa forms a hit team, distributes hit list"]
Find a high spot (hilltop, rooftop, etc.) and bring one of these
10 points for every masked 'protester' you take out.
20 points for headshots
50 points if you hit multiple targets with a single shot.
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LOL! That OP was more stupid than shocking. What is this guy going to do - peel his ass out of the groove in his computer chair and start right off with things that take a lot of training in the real world?
That's ignoring the ethics (or their lack) because why get into those when there's already the initial issue I mention above.
And while I'd like nothing more than to take an actual sledgehammer to fascist creations, the better use of my time is to create information; to deal as factually as I can with why fascism is such a terrible idea. (And it is.)
@The Angry Dybbuk:
Here is the original from 2004:image image
I also found this spin-off: "Internet Sex Stud" (safe for work, but posting it here does not work because hotlinks)
@ Pharaoh Bastethotep:
Yours made me laugh most. Where in the absolute hell did you find that picture? It's perfect, and goes well with your timely use of Fraktur Script...especially with the flower pot back and right of the master of machismo. Beyond that, the special sections are fun as well.
@The Angry Dybbuk
Where in the absolute hell did you find that picture?
'Tis a good thing then, that with Bethesda Softworks buying up id Software the modability of the latter's games has stopped with "DOOM IV".
Could one imagine the outcry if 'Glory Kills' as per those performed by the Doom Marine on the various demonic entities were duplicated on the targets in a modded version of such a game: they consisting of Nazis, White Supremacists, KKK, and Alt-Shitists?!
Especially with the kind of graphic detail possible via id Tech 6.
And considering the next game based on that same graphics engine to be released by Bethesda is a "Wolfenstein " one, there's something to think about, Tadpole et al...! [/"The Man in the High Castle"]
Real life is not a video game.
Heck, video games are starting not to be that either. Points are becoming increasingly obsolete as games become more complex and have other motivators for good play besides just a high score. A lot of FPSes will actually reward you for doing more than just kill people-- for example, Metroid Prime 3 will give you credits for going above and beyond to not just fight the space pirates, but save members of the Galactic Federation who are in trouble. And for scanning for lore to learn about the various places Samus goes. The scans are quite interesting and often depressing and horrifying (though sometimes they're hilarious in a dark kind of way, though unfortunately not as hilarious as some of Metroid Prime 2's space pirate logs).
Some FPSes penalize you for not shooting carefully and hitting a civilian too-- whether with an automatic game over, a "what the hell" type of message from the game, law enforcement chases, and/or lost reputation (if that's an actual measurable and important stat in the game). And no FPS that I know of lets you hit multiple targets with what appears to be a sniper rifle. Because that is not even how you video game physics. Its common sense that bullets lose a lot of their momentum and usefulness when they enter a person.
Someone's played too many FPS. And old shooters if they're on about points.
Also, fuck you for advocating murder over political disagreements.
@#2095168
So... take lots of creepy candid photos?!
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"CANDID Photography", he asked him knowingly?! Snap-snap, Grin-grin, Wink-wink, Nudge-nudge, say no more!
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You mean like this?
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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