[in response to a thread about being annoyed over inappropriate jokes being made at Christian couples' weddings about the wedding night being "the first time"]
I guess I'll be probably the only one in this boat but NOPE! I loved it! I loved knowing and everyone else knowing we had been waiting till our wedding day! It was the BEST feeling! (not that I went around bragging about it lol) but I loved it! I loved it all! lol God bless ya'll!
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"I never knew that actual sex required the use of motor oil, a tennis racket and a live pig! Sure glad my hubby came prepared. It was so much more complicated than I imagined ... and kinda painful, now that I think about it. I'm still wondering why I had to wear that fake beard. It kept getting caught in the Weed Wacker, but I guess I'll learn."
To each his/her own, but to me that seems like buying a pig in a poke. (yeah, I know, that may open the way to a bunch of poke and pig jokes}
Self-denial is a form of madness. Take it from someone who did it successfully, realized his error, and still didn't lose is virginity until 26. Wish I'd grown up in an environment that was less judgemental about sex, because it turns out I'm kind of a perv.
You can brag all you want about how chaste and pure and perfect you are, but when somebody actually has the audacity to come out and say that they're sexually active they're a dirty, slutty arrogant bragging whore who's just out to get attention?
The hypocrisy will never cease to amaze me.
So, if I've understood correctly fundies don't like even kissing before they are married, but right after the "amen" they jump straigh to bed without even knowing the person or even themselves as it seems that even "getting to know yourself" is forbidden. And THEN people wonder why divorse rates are going up.
My not so humble opinion is: No marriage before sex.
Congratulations, you had sex and enjoyed it. Did you know you could've had it before and you still love it? And, since previous commentors have said you're female, I'll assume you are. Though, I'm wondering how you thought it was the "best feeling" when it only lasted 15 seconds.
'Though, I'm wondering how you thought it was the "best feeling" when it only lasted 15 seconds.'
“I guess I'll be probably the only one in this boat but NOPE! I loved it! I loved knowing and everyone else knowing we had been waiting till our wedding day!”
"It was the BEST feeling! (not that I went around bragging about it lol) but I loved it!”
"I loved it all!”
“lol God bless ya'll!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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