"Atheism is a religion."
In that case, we 'Atheismists' are due a shitload of tax rebates, backdated - and with interest - to, say, the time of Seneca the Younger:
''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.'
Possibly the earliest Humanist (b: 4 BC; d: 65 AD), and thus as near as dammit an Atheist.
And as you fundies are so eager in proclaiming Atheism as a 'religion', I'm sure you and your ilk would be even more eager in forking out to us said rebates, would you not?! Therefore, start unchaining those wallets and cough up the trillions owed to us. Now.
...oh, and as you fundies are equally so eager in pointing out, that yours isn't a 'religion', but is 'a personal relationship with Jesus', then you & all your ilk have an appointment with the IRS, to pay even more trillions in unpaid taxes, after you've paid us.
That is why your churches can't support your tripe alone. And why they need that ca$h in those collection plates, 'pledges', and 'tithes', without the taxman taking his slice.
'Atheism is dying soon and very quickly and that is why they are in a rage', eh...?:
I'm sorry, but I can't hear you...:
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...over the sound of traffic on Hessle Road drowning out the lack of praising your so-called 'God' here in the UK; Hull, to be exact. One of the Top 5 least religious cities in this country. Oh, and according to polls & surveys conducted by the EU, the Czech Republic is the least religious country in Europe, so I think they would like a word with you.
