THE DOGS SOON BECAME OF THE FAMILY AND LIVED INDOORS, THE DOGS WAS TO WATCH THE CAVES WHILE THE WHITE MAN WAS OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD.
THE MESSENGER TEACHES US THAT THE CAUCASSION MAN & WOMAN WAS WALKING ON ALL FOURS USING STONE TOOLS EATING RAW MEAT WITH BLOOD RUNNING OUT WEARING ANIMAL SKINS AND EATING THE DEAD. WHILE THE WHITE MAN WAS OUT HUNTING,THE DOGS USE TO LICK AND SMELL THE WOMAN WOMB WHICH THE WOMAN LIKED BECAUSE OF THE TINGLING, TICKLING, SENSATION.mSHE BEGAN TO LOVE THE DOG BECAUSE OF THE ATTENTION IT GAVE HER WHILE THE MAN WAS AWAY. THE CAVE MAN LEARNED THE WAY OF THEDOGS AND BEGAN TO LICK AND SUCK HER WOMB. THE MESSENGER ALSO ADDED THAT THE DOG BEGAN TO HAVE SEX WITH THE
WOMAN. WHICH WAS VERY EASY FOR THEM BEING THAT THE CAVE WOMAN WALKED ON ALL FOURS LIKE THE DOGS THEMSELVES. THE DOGS BEING PLANTING THEIR SEEDS IN THE WOMAN CAUSING THE WOMAN TO BIRTH
MUTATIONS.
THE MESSENGER SAYS THE MUTATIONS WAS BABYS WHICH HAD TAILS AND DOG HAIR WAS BLOND AT FIRST, DISEASE ORIGINATED AT THIS SUCH AS THE COMMON DISEASE SYPHILLIS AND ANY DOCTOR CAN TELL YOU IF
HE KNOWS THE AMERICAN MEDICAL JOURNAL. IF THIS DISEASE COMES FROM DOGS TELL US
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