One of the key Biblical principles is that we all have genetic faults and by soothing and calming our genetic health via God's Love, Dynamic Energy, Jesus Christ's accurate teaching...we can address those problems in a scientific/Biblical way.
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OK, I'll try it, but I sincerely doubt it beats a good dose of salts for unblocking one's ... um, ... Chi.
Wow, the way this person phrases this... It's like christianity and spiritualistic medicine had a baby.
I don't think you get to call it scientific unless it's tested, proven, and somewhat understood.
No, your own faith doesn't count.
"Jesus Christ's accurate teaching"
If someone travelled back in time to when Jesus alledgedly lived, who would they find?
Certain forms of heart disease can be cured via Gene Therapy.
Not seeing your J-boy doing what mere humans - via the Smallpox Eradication Program - did from 1950-80.
Science - 1. God - 0.
Or are you borrowing from the $cientologists? David Miss Cabbage will be displeased, you know...!
@pyro
Spending more than a few seconds in the same room as the Corium Melt in Chernobyl is a guaranteed death sentence. It chucks out so much radiation, it'll fuck up your DNA in ways that geneticists daren't imagine. Almost certain terminal Cancer would be the least of your problems.
Even the surrounding area way beyond that 'Elephant's Foot' outside the reactor building will be uninhabitable for at least 150,000 years. There'll be some pretty warped wildlife in that area. >_<
@ZB
You're only right. They all keep throwing in words like Science. Genetics, History, Research or Logic. They also claim we got those idealisms from them when they never developed such and resisted such other ideas.
This Ass clown is actually, like Nugent, Cruz and Huckabee trying to own concepts they're actually against as their ilk were over 60 years ago.
Well, according to Kiwi Farms...:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/12-6-chris-rubs-oestrogel-on-his-belly-gives-vibrator-and-bra-advice-and-plugs-a-tranny-channel.15128/
...Chris-chan thinks that raiding his mother's menopausal prescription Oestrogel (despite the vast array of negative side effects - even on men - that outweigh any potential benefits: including massive weight gain, and blood clots) and using vibrators on his bitch tits will somehow address his genetic faults. [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
Nicole Arse, I think you'll find that there are certain people out there who are beyond redemption. And unless you calm your tits about all this pseudoscientific woo, you'll be joining Chris(tine) Weston Chandler: either in the rubber room in a nut farm, or on a long sliding tray along with all the other cold cut nuts in the morgue .
Moral: Sanity. You'll live longer.
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