So every time 555 is used in Hollywood, it is a demonic declaration of death.
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Did you know that if you add up all the letters in 'Jesus Christ' then multiply by the letters in 'god', then subtract the letters in 'Dalmatian Coast' - you get a number which, if you dial it into the Lithuanian telephone system goes to a recorded message telling you to buy a copy of next Tuesday's 'Mordischer Tagblat' and read the panel advert in the bottom left hand corner of page 37 backwards.
This gives you the coded address of a derelict hobby shop in Wigan. You go to the shop and pick up the old half a brick to be found by the boarded up entrance. Under the brick you find a faded note which reads 'No milk to-day'.
This is god's way of telling you that he knew that you would be cancelling your milk delivery - as you had to make the trip to Wigan.
You cannot escape god's all seeing eye or the power of the Lithuanian telephone system.
Did you know that if you add up all the letters in 'Jesus Christ' then multiply by the letters in 'god', then subtract the letters in 'Dalmatian Coast' - you get a number which, if you dial it into the Lithuanian telephone system goes to a recorded message telling you to buy a copy of next Tuesday's 'Mordischer Tagblat' and read the panel advert in the bottom left hand corner of page 37 backwards.
This gives you the coded address of a derelict hobby shop in Wigan. You go to the shop and pick up the old half a brick to be found by the boarded up entrance. Under the brick you find a faded note which reads 'No milk to-day'.
This is god's way of telling you that he knew that you would be cancelling your milk delivery - as you had to make the trip to Wigan.
You cannot escape god's all seeing eye or the power of the Lithuanian telephone system.
*Twilight Zone Theme*
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet.
N is the symbol for Nitrogen.
Nitrogen has an atomic mass of 14.
Therefore Creation is true!
Coo - I could be a really great fundie!
I always thought that it was used to avoid showing in movies real phone-numbers and avoid harrassing innocent people. But, anyway, for fundies it doesn't count without their typical concoction of urban legend and paranoia, specially when they don't know what it is.
What the fandango?!?! I thought the number of the Antichrist was 666, not 555.
Add the second sentance and we have an early candadite for the WTF award.
Everytime some idiot sees some meaning in numerology, it's a declaration of stupidity.
Papabear wrote:
"Your Bible forbids you from engaging in such things as numerology." Not quite -- it forbids witchcraft and false prophesy. Numerology is, in fact, encouraged in the Book of Revelation, if you know what I mean.
Papabear wrote:
"tracer -- Is there any prophecy more false than reading portents into random numbers?"
Uh actually they do that because no real phone number starts with 555, and it prevents them from giving out someone's actual phone number.
Reading is good for you. You know...books other than the Bible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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