AC:
1. changes the times
2. changes the laws
3. beheadings
1 + 2 + 3 = Islam as we know it.
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I know what changes the times. Summer and winter time! just think about it, the times get changed twice every year over here and it has been going on for quite a while. Do you think it's a sign that the antichrist will be coming soon?
Or what about the laws? The government made/removed/changed a lot of laws in the last 4 years.
The only thing that's lacking is the beheadings. Unless you count the animals that are going to be on your plate every day. So it's clear, every country is evil to some extent and some even fullfil all three points. THE END IS NIGH!
WTF?, that formula can apply to muslims, Romans, Christians, Buddists..........remember that in the Middle Ages, the gentry was killed that way.
Clarification please!
I think she means that Islam is a copy of Xianism, set in an other time/place and with a few rules tweaked. She fails to understand the difference between an add-on/sequel and plagiarism, apparently...
As for beheading, just because a few terrorists who know a bit about psychology/showmanship chose it as their favourite way to murder hostages doesn't mean that it is integral or exclusive to Islam. I have a sneaking suspicion that if one were to look for references to stoning in the Babble and references to decapitation in the Koran, the Babble would "win" easily... Of course, perhaps it's just a classic case of sour grapes, the fundies being pissed off by the fact that 7th century Muslims had much better blades than Babblical Hebrews.
I thought 1+2+3=6
Exactly! And 6 * 111 = 666, which means that Islam is the DEBBIL!!!!11!!one
actually, 1 + 2 + 3 = 6, but you were close.
Edit: you are four-corner educated stupid
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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