Emmanuel, I hate to take the draconian act of deleting an entire post. However, your last post was all quotes from a woman who is a self-proclaimed 'prophetess' and from a group of people who have several doctrines and practices which do not agree with the Word of God (claiming to be a prophetess, and a woman preaching to men, for example).
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I consider this website 'praying in public' rather than in your closet - thus you are a hypocrite and going against God's word.
I hope you like burning in hell, you crazy fuck.
However, your last post was all quotes from a woman who is a self-proclaimed 'prophetess' and from a group of people who have several doctrines and practices which do not agree with the Word of God (claiming to be a prophetess, and a woman preaching to men, for example).
Translation: the people weren't fundie Baptists like me.
Only control freaks resort to draconian measures. If your faith is so weak that it cannot withstand the least bit of opposition, then you better look for something new to believe in.
Just for fun: one of the definitions of draconian from Dictionary.com.:
Draconian
1876 (earlier Draconic, 1680), from Draco, Gk. statesman who laid down a code of laws for Athens 621 B.C.E. that mandated death as punishment for minor crimes. His name seems to mean lit. "sharp-sighted" (see dragon).
Sound like any group of people we know? Hmmmm. Of course some fundies go further by demanding the deaths of people(s) who haven't commited even minor crimes (gays and lesbians, liberals/democrats, free thinkers, anyone who doesn't agree with everything they think is right and true).
So...who was it that wrote your Word of God? Oh...that's right...self-proclaimed 'prophets'. But, I guess since then they're male and lived thousands of years ago, that means that they must have been telling the truth...
Well, if you hated it so much, you could just, y'know, take another route. Like giving a sensible argument.
Or maybe you don't hate it that much! Hmmm.
I find it amusing that this is the kind of attitude that Jesus gets in the bible.
"I hate to take the draconian act of censuring you. However, you are a self-proclamed prophet, and have several doctrines and practices which do not agree with the word of god."
I hate to be a douche, but we don't want to acknowledge the existence of things we oppose.
And now to remove fstdt from my bookmarks.
Brother Randy has his own little copy of the Bible with everything he disagrees with cut out. It consists of about half the Old Testament, Revelation, and Paul's letters. It eliminates Mary Magdalene, Deborah, Esther, and Huldah(A prophetess teaching a MALE KING of Judah, Josiah, the Torah! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT RANDY, READ YOUR DAMN BIBLE). Why, cause Randy is a weak little woman hater, who hates strong women and trys to hide his inferiority complex by making God sound as much like a sexist jerk as he is. Pity the woman who listens to this clown and believes his nonsense actually comes from God.
Much easier to delete a post with good points in it, rather than actually debate something.
Oh that's right disagreeing with Bro Randy is disagreeing with God himself. At least in Randy's mind.
In Luke 2:36, a woman named Anna is described as a "prophetess." And the following women are described as "prophetesses" in the Old Testament: Miriam the sister of Aaron, Deborah, Huldah, and Noadiah, and the unnamed prophetess that Isaiah went to in Isaiah 8.0
Therefore, ImaSaved1, you..... FAIL!!!
Funny, I'm not even a christian, and I recall the bible mentioning at least 2 prophetesses, your move, Bro. Randy
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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