"Could it be that people accept evolution because [....] They know that evolution is the only philosophy that can be used to justify their political agenda of:
i. Communism"
ZOMG TEH COMMIES ARE COMING! Seriously, this boogyman died, what 30 years ago?
"ii. Racism"
Pardon? We're saying that coloration is just a subtle pigmentation difference within a species...a breed difference, tops. You are the ones who have a text saying that interracial marriage is wrong. Who's racist?
"iii. Abortion"
So...how does evolution validate this? No seriously, this applies to all of them, but I really wanna hear this one.
"iv. Nazism"
Hitler said he was doing God's work though...as a Christian, I might add. Ball's in your court.
"v. Socialism"
Heavens forbid we look after all the citizens, and not just the ones capable of looking after themselves.
"vi. Gay rights"
And that we try and protect the rights of a minority.
"vii. Women's liberation"
And try and say that all people are equal. Yes, even the uppity wimminfolk.
"viii. Extreme environmentalism"
*Hysterical Laughter* If by EXTREME you mean trying to limit one's impact on the planet as much as is possible, yes. but I still like my luxuries. Maybe that makes me selfish, but that's how I feel.
"ix. Euthanasia"
As opposed to keeping old Aunt Ethel artificially "alive" for FAR longer than is fair or right. Who's playing God here?
"x. Pornography"
What's to justify here? Seriously, why do you people get into such a tizzy over sex?! If it didn't happen, you wouldn't be here. Deal with it. Sex is not dirty. Sex is not evil. It is natural, and if it doesn't happen regularly, some people need a release. Maybe if you did it once in a while, you'd ease up.
"xi. Humanism"
Again, one needs to justify advocation of equality? Good lord...
"xii. New Age Movement "
This one is just out in left field. What?
