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Gavin McInnes And Alex Jones Complain About ‘Sexless, Depressed, Old, Chubby Dikes’

Gavin McInnes, a CRTV host that also leads a bizarre boys club, told Infowars host Alex Jones that their children will not have to deal with “annoying, childless, lesbian feminists because they’re all going to be gone.”

McInnes joined Jones on Infowars today to explain why he believes far-right activists like himself have a superior ideology to modern liberalism. Part of that superiority, he argued, includes the fact that McInnes and others who occupy the same space in the far-right, constantly urge their audiences to start families and have children.

“Their stupid idea is not to breed and not to have families. Our stupid idea is to breed like rats. And they are going to be extinct. Our children are not going to have to deal with these annoying, childless, lesbian feminists because they’re all going to be gone. They’re the dodo birds of Western civilization,” McInnes said.

Jones took a moment to clarify that he and his wife have “nothing against lesbians,” before making clear exactly what he had against lesbians by asking McInnes: “Why are lesbians so uptight?”

“This is a separate thing but I can’t help but notice that gay men are always dancing around in short shorts. Lesbians are always grumpy in ill-fitting denim pants,” McInnes said.

“Exactly,” Jones said.

“It’s got to be sex. Male gays get laid more and getting laid apparently makes you happy because there’s no one grumpier than a lesbian,” McInnes said.

Jones said that “most women grow out” of being lesbians and they “get real happy when they get a man,” claiming that many men are married to former lesbians.

McInnes said “the numbers dwindle drastically” because “hanging out with an obese 40-year-old lesbian and tending to your garden” isn’t quite as “rock and roll” as making out with “another hot chick when you’re drunk” in college.

“Why does this tiny population, this tiny group of sexless, depressed, old, chubby dikes, control so much of the political narrative? Why are entire elections dedicated to something as irrelevant as gay marriage? It’s like the tyranny of the minority,” McInnes.

Jones responded by claiming that Hillary Clinton uses her daughter as a “beard” to conceal that she is a lesbian.

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