Well, I'm no scientist or theologan. However, many people believe that when God created the earth he gave Satan, who was the highest of all the angels dominion over the earth. Satans fall occurred when he tried to make himself like God and tried his hand at creation and made the dinosaurs.
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No, no, no. You're a little confused.
Satan's fall occurred when he made the fossil record to make people think dinosaurs really existed.
So... if Satan created the dinosaurs then we must accept that his creation lasted over 200 million years and survived numerous extinction level events. So far, God's creation has only been around for about 1.4 million years and has yet to see an extinction level event. Looks like Satan's dinosaurs are holding the record at this point in time.
Satan, or the "evil principle" in Christianity and the other monoththeistic religions has always bothered me.
Their god is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent. That god therefore new that "Satan" was going astry. If so why didn't the loving creator try to bring the errant one back? And if the errant one was unsaveable then why allow it to remain in existance? Afterall the O,O,O god KNEW what was going to happen. And let all the s*t that caused the fall etc.
You're right. You are no scientist or theologian. You should have just stopped right there. Now how does it feel to know what a dirty foot tastes like? You're theology is based on apocryphal works, and not on the bible, and your science is based off of the air between your ears occupying the space where your brain should be.
*snort*
That's a good one!
Dinosaurs survived for something like 170 million years and could be argued to be have been the most successful life form, ever.
Go Satan, go! Let's see God top that!
(Oh, I suppose you think dinosaurs were around for five minutes and died in the flood. Silly me).
The dinosaurs lasted for many millions of years. Homo Sapiens have been around for a tiny fraction of that, and at the current rate may not last another thousand years.
Satan is clearly the better creator according to your theory. We can only assume that Satan used science, rather than religion, as the basis for his efforts.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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