[What flying, crawling things have four legs?]
ANTS! That one should have been obvious. Thank you for showing that your hard-hearted condition has blinded you so badly.
There are others that ain't so obvious but why bother list them. You've already just proven that you have NO desire for the Truth. Had you even done a simple Google search you would've found the answer.
Or you could've just looked at the list of those mentioned in the Bible. You know, that book you think has no credibility. LOL
A wise man once said it is better to keep your mouth shut and not show your ignorance than open it and remove all doubt. You should work on your wisdom a bit.
"Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something" – Plato
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Lolwut.
Winged ants don't turn a pair of legs into wings.
Also, it's been awhile, but I'm pretty sure there's no list of "bugs with 4 legs" in the bible.
I didn't have Google when I was 5, but I could count past 4.
I picked up some bugs, ants included, and guess what...
get your dumb ass outside, and pick one up. Trust me, there are
plenty around, all with the same number of legs. See if you can
count that high, and chuck out that crusty old fairy tale book.
While you're at it, take inventory of your ribs.
I did that simple Google search and found out very quickly that all species of ants have six legs. I don't know what Google you were using, but you'd better stop because it is obviously wrong. Don't believe Google? Step outside, look down at the sidewalk, and pick an ant. It's really not the complicated to find out.
The Bible also says insects have four legs, which another quick Google search shows is wrong. It's you who needs to work on your wisdom. Either that or shut up, because you're really just embarrassing yourself.
I read an article on this one that old school Judaism considered locusts to have only four legs due to not counting the rearmost as legs because they were functionally different from the others.
Which is the logical reason as opposed to...well, being wrong...
Royce, sweetie, have you never seen any ants? Don't they ever allow you to go outside without a responsible adult to watch over you?
Note: go to the site and read down, as his comment is far down the list, but anyone with any science background will get a good laugh there.
@dxdydz
As much as I wish it weren't the case, my life experiences (which include many years of working with the public) lead me to the inevitable conclusion, that, yes, people can be that stupid.
As so succintly demonstrated by our own fair SpukiKitty...:
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...someone has no desire for Facts .
Because Reality makes the brainmeats all hurty, eh Roycie?!
Count 'em.
You're gonna look a complete tit when a kindergartener can outthink you .
...oh, and reduced to quoting a Greek? 'Smatter, Roycie? Isn't anything from your precious 'True' Bible enough? Just give us chapter & verse to prove we 'Fools' wrong. Especially when just the above proves how retarded not only you are, but your 'God'.
'Look at a list in the Bible'? Have you even touched a Bible to have so much as opened it up to read it: Properly? [/Isaac Asimov]
[What flying, crawling things have four legs?]
ANTS! That one should have been obvious. Thank you for showing that your hard-hearted condition has blinded you so badly.
Unless he considers the movie "A Bugs Life" from Disney a documentary, ants have 6 legs and only the queen and drones fly during mating.
A wise man once said it is better to keep your mouth shut and not show your ignorance than open it and remove all doubt. You should work on your wisdom a bit.
Perhaps he should have taken his own advice.
Ants have six legs, and only fly during swarming season. Also, they more scurry than crawl.
So, none out of three. FAIL!
Roycie, Roycie, Roycie... You're the one who needs to heed the words of those wise men, dearie.
A google search for "flying crawling four legs" gives the bat and the flying squirrel.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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