If and when I file for divorce it would be due to sexual immorality - her refusing to return or even refusing while seperated which puts me at higher risk to cheat etc.
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Remember how they keep telling us how their marriages are rock-solid and true under God? How a civil marriage can't carry the same commitment and faithfulness?
Then "trouble at home" stories roll out over and over again, phoning Pat Robertson or such and complaining about their church santioned union turning into two strangers without compassion. Big fuckin' surprize.
"If you don't come back tomorrow, I'm divorcing you!"
"Okay, if you don't come back next week, THEN I'm divorcing you!"
"Okay, I'll give you until next month, but that's it! After that, I'll start cheating on you, and it'll be your fault!"
Salvage the pride MaranathaLJ, salvage the pride
You expect your wife to give you sex even though you're separated, and then blame her if you want to go elsewhere for it? Gee, you sound like such a nice guy I can't imagine why she'd want to divorce your ass.
"If and when I file for divorce"
What makes you think she won't file for divorce first? What makes you think she hasn't already found a another man?
Sounds to me like you're already binned mate. Best learn how to use the microwave.
This quote remind me about comments from KittyKaboom (see here and here ) about a quote from Pat Robertson where he said essentially it's the fault of the wife if her husband cheats on her.
Some on the R.R. thread already pointed the paradox here and here .
You're separated and she don't want to have sex with you - deal with it because she's not your sex slave, and I can even understand why she's don't want to stay with you anymore and to suffer your entitled attitude.
Yeah, if you cheat it'll be her fault. Are you that dentist in Iowa who fired his hygienist because he was so attracted to her he was afraid she'd make him behave inappropriately?
"You made me do it" didn't work when my 5-year-old tried it. Rational adults can control their own behavior.
Lucky for you that er...soon it won't matter. In any case, you should use the remaining time before takeoff by thinking only of Jesus and not of cheating. Hope this valuable advice will be in time, I'm typing as fast as I can, trying to beat the Whooshorama.
More telling in MaranathaLJ's post is this.
My wife has claimed she wants reconcilliation for months but then makes excuse after excuse none of which are valid reasons like abuse etc.
Me thinks that there's more going on than LJ is wanting to admit. If abuse is the reason the wife left, I say more power to her.
The point is, you´re going to divorce her and, no matter what angle you look at, It will be your fault. Get over it.
Wow. Amazing model of a righteous, godly, Christian man, right 'ere. Men are heads of the household, leaders, and rulers over the women, but when shit goes wrong it's always the woman's fault because men just can't help them little selves when their ding-a-ling's need a wettening...
So it's now her fault that you won't be able keep it in your pants?
And why do I have the feeling that you already were cheating on her, and that is the reason she left you?
These things won't concern you for too much longer, so you can concentrate on the important things, like your children. Are the kids adequately prepared? Have they had their flying lessons? Particularly important is their ability to fly in tight formation.
Of course, there's a distinct possibility that your wife will end up in hell. But try to look on the positive side. If she does go to hell, you and the kids will have the pleasure of looking down on her being tortured forever. So some good will come of that.
Never fear for your sanity, because it won't be an issue where you're going.
There's a British man that eats roadkill exclusively, he has a wife. There are women that'll put up with anything, but I can deduce Bible thumping is involved in this case. Demanding subservience at all times must put a strain on women with even the slightest sense of self-worth which resent being treated like cattle. I'm sure his wife will find herself another troglodyte practicing prehistoric Bronze Age traditions over four thousand years after the Bronze Age ended in prehistory, continuing to deal with the same Fundamentalist abuse and then commenting about how her lifestyle is idyllic and rewarding.
Maranatha, I'm fairly certain that if you are nice to your wife and treat her fairly she'll put up with you. You wouldn't have to demand sex if you weren't an asshole.
I see now why so many on Ruptured Retards thought so highly of Newt 'Bitch Pimp Bling-Bling' Gingrich, pre-late last year.
Even their (now RINO) golden boy (then) Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney was married just once , to say nothing of Obama, so here's further proof that Hypocrisy is hardwired into the DNA of Teabaggers.
A word in your shell-like, MoronasshatBJ: The Midwest & Bible Belt states have the highest divorce rates in the US.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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