[ On President Jimmy Carter's diagnosis of metastatic liver cancer]
I pray he repents and turns to Christ before he dies.
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Proof of how the Religious Reich are so educationally inferior, they know jack shit about their own recent history.
Jimmy Carter is a devout Southern Baptist. I'm British, yet even I know that!
I pray he repents and turns to Christ before he dies.
Carter is such a righteous man, even the Pope might want to canonize him after his death, despite his being a Southern Baptist (shudder).
He's been Christian for over sixty years. Of course, he actually helps people so he's not your kind of Christian.
@ creativerealms:
Lets see how that repentance would go
Jimmy: God, I know I've been a Southern Baptist for awhile, but I think its time for me to repent and become a Southern Baptist. You know, keep worshipping the same way, but with some random internet asshole's approval this time. Because he, not you, is the one true arbiter of who is and is not a True Christian (TM)
The man's already Southern Baptist, what the hell are you asking him to repent from? Are you guys just that stupid?
OP's idiocy aside, Former President Carter, I wish you the best of luck and a hopeful remission.
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