There's this thing; it's called a bible. It does mention that homosexuality and pre-marital sex are sins. Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska. That protected land. Alaska. So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive. The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.
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"There's this thing; it's called a bible."
I know. I've read it... which is good, because I never have to read the goddam thing again.
I could give a flying crap what it says about anything, frankly. It's no one else's business what consenting adults do behind closed doors.
How, exactly, is this related to the matters you discussed at the beginning of your post? How are these two things connected?
Yeah, save them for later so she can hunt them from the air, you dumbass.
By the way, Caribou? Not nearly as endangered as the wolves and polar bears she wants to mount on her wall.
Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.
Here's a better idea. Since it's the taxpayers' land, how about letting the oil companies drill it out, we taxpayers keep the oil, and we pay them a fee to do the work - just like they do in the rest of the oil-producing world. See how quick the oil companies are to lobby for that deal.
Here's a clue: they want to drill in Alaska because we're the only country left that's stupid enough to allow our politicians to sell our property for half what it's worth to their campaign contributors.
So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive.
"The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou."
Massive citation needed.
"The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...and up from the ground come a bubblin crude....
no, don't think so. TRY AGAIN.
/The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou./
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
There's this other thing, it's called a Bill of Rights, and it says that nobody has to live by someone else's interpretation of the Bible if they don't want to.
Furthermore, that's not how oil works, you dumbass. And stop insulting pandas with that nickname.
The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife.
No, you idiot, that's the La Brea Tar Pits. And that's not in Alaska.
FAIL.
What relevance does the Bible have to anything? It is not an authority to people who do not think that it is authoritative.
And...if the oil is "seeping out of the ground", why would we need to drill? It is only while drilling that the wildlife are imperiled.
So...what was that about the "dumbest person alive"? Projection?
"There's this thing; it's called a bible."
"It does mention that homosexuality and pre-marital sex are sins."
"Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska."
"That protected land. Alaska."
The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
No more needs be said.
The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.
Palin's plan to shoot wolves from helicopters was to inflate caribou populations. So people could then hunt more caribou. I can't see anything she has done for the purpose of saving ANY animal.
The oil seeping out of the ground and destroying wildlife stuff...that's just dumb.
Oh, and pssst! Bristol Palin? Sarah Palin's unwed daughter? Preggers!
Because you just HAVE to drill for oil that's already seeping out of the ground of its own accord.
And last time I checked, shooting a caribou doesn't exactly 'save' it.
There's this thing; it's called a bible. It does mention that homosexuality and pre-marital sex are sins.
Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska. That protected land. Alaska. So, hmmm......you may be the dumbest person alive. The oil is seeping out of the ground, destroying the wildlife. Why not, hmmm just maybe, drill it out of there and maybe save those precious caribou.
"There's this thing; it's called a bible."
There's also these things: "The God Delusion" and "The Greatest Show On Earth: The Evidence For Evolution" by Richard Dawkins.
"Oh yeah, Sarah Palin's backyard is Alaska."
'North Korea has missiles that can reach America. But only as far as Alaska. If they got nuked, who'd notice?'
-Frankie Boyle
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