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9 This is story about noah. noah wuz rightchus d00d, An liek mor rightchus then any1 els. noah hung out wif Ceiling Cat alot An lissend 2 tunez An played pokemons An stuff.. An sum tiems Ceiling Cat even letz him winz cuz he liekd him alot.
10 An noah begat 3 sons, shem, ham, An japheth. but i alrdy told u that.
11 An teh urth wuz corruptd An messed up, An teh urths wuz filld wif meanies.
12 An Ceiling Cat saw teh urth, An saw taht it wuz corruptd cuz all teh ppl had fuxxxxd it up.
13 An Ceiling Cat sed 2 noah, i iz gonna pwnz the whole urth cuz teh urth has mor evilz An vilents then WoW An grand theft auto. so im gonna pwnz tehm An teh whole urths. all teh filez in ppls hedz iz all corruptd An dey keep emailin em 2 all ther frendz. i should haev kept it in Beta longr :( An inventd mcafee An nortonz An stuff to keep out trojan snake wormz An viruses An rootkitz An stuf liek that.
14 Make gynormus bote calld ark ov gophr wud; maek roomz in teh ark, An cover it wif tar on teh insidez An outsiedz. An noah sed wait a minit u cant getz wood frm gophrs, u has 2 use treez. An Ceiling Cat sed i can callz a tree a gophr if i wantz cuz i iz Ceiling Cat. so stfu An go getz ur hammerz An sawz An stuff. An noah sed k, brb.
