Woman, clean your house and teach your children at home from the Authorized King James Version of the holy scriptures. That book will give you the foundations/rudiments of everything in all of creation and every subject to be studied--Language Arts, Geography, Counting/Mathematics (e.g., Geometry), History, Botany, Law, Economics, Science (e.g., Chemistry)--everything.
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Woman, clean your house and teach your children at home from the Authorized King James Version of the holy scriptures.
Fast-track 'em for burger flippin'!
Fucking none of those are in there.
I could read the whole KJV still be illiterate!
And what about Tecnology? You have to at least teach them Windows XP and Microsoft Office!
Idiot!
"That book will give you the foundations/rudiments of everything in all of creation and every subject to be studied--Language Arts, Geography, Counting/Mathematics (e.g., Geometry), History, Botany, Law, Economics, Science (e.g., Chemistry)--everything. "
You left out lightning rods and iron chariots.
1 Kings 7:23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.
@Grigori Yefimovich
Boo! BOO!
And teach them religious games for recreation. You know, make a modest torture room, complete with rack, where your kids can save the souls of their little friends.
Really? A book with so many errors? Not only from a scientific standpoint, but biblical as well. No serious bible scholar believes the KJV is the perfect English version of the Bible. Of course, those KJV only nuts think that they all spoke English in the bible. Not Hebrew. Not Aramaic. Not Greek. But English. Good ol' 15th century English. And the KJV magically descended from the sky. Yeah, that's a GREAT tool to teach from. It's not even worth TP
Of course KJV deals with computer science!
"But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." -- Matthew 5:37
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However, I find KJV's description of several fundamental models of computing quite lacking. To wit, it completely lacks *anything* that would be usable for *processing* information - representing information in binary is just not enough. You would expect a work that explains the "foundations" of the work to cover a little bit more than binary - you can't *live* in computer science land without a models of computing, like the Turing Machine (...incidentally, as everyone knows, designed by an Evil Homosexual, a fact that has implications that the fundies often don't get...)
never read the book
another one!
Woman, clean your house and teach your children at home from the Authorized King James Version of the holy scriptures.
And what exactly is a woman doing teaching? Shouldn't she be busy cooking and popping out kids?
Language, -- Because every language was formed as-is in babylone
Geography -- Because the continents stand still, canyons were formed by a single flood and society is still the same as in the bronze age
Counting/Mathematics -- Because pi=3 and insects have 4 legs.
History -- Because half a million people left egypt to wander the desert for 40 years.
Botany -- Because mustard seeds grow into trees, Because apples grow in Isreal, and have always existed in this form.
Law -- Because we stone people to death for touching a mountain, eating shrimp or wearing cotton/wool blends.
Science -- Because th... Oh, there's not enough time in a day to fill this one in.
Language - KJV mentions Help Meets... A horrible spelling mistake that you clowns won't even recognise.
Arts - Bwahaha... Oh you are serious. Let me laugh EVEN HARDER.
Geography - Does not mention the USA. Therefore USA does not exist.
Counting/Mathematics - Crazy Value of Pi if bible counting is used.
History - Stuff happened well before the bible that is never mentioned that is VITAL to humans.
Botany - Your retard ass crop rotation will let 50% of the world starve. Ours can feed the ENTIRE world as of now. Its just that greedy people want to make a profit.
Law - Slavery = Good
Economics - Barter system, Gold Based Coinage and no Usuary = Stupid Economy.
Science - The bible does not explain the atomic structure which is vital to "chemistry"
Your children will have the finest minds of the 10th century no doubt.
That would be a spiffy idea if I wanted the kids to grow up to be Bronze Age goat herders. However, as there are precious few job openings for goat herders of any kind these days, I think I'll send the little darlings to public school where they use textbooks that are a little more up-to-date.
This post is actually from a woman who goes by "Sister Tracy" over at that website. I'm familiar with her and the site. Believe me when I say she is ~seriously~ cracked. This kind of garbage is par for the course for her. Go check out some of her other stuff, and see what kind of reaction it generates in you. For me, it's a combination of laughter and anger.
Language - KJV Old English and Old Greek - hopelessly mistranlated.
Ok, can you speak Hebrew?, what is the chemical composition of salt?. And why wouldn´t men do the same?, is it different the Bible they read or what?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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