But that's ok. we have to be "politically correct" afterall. Meanwhile, It's the Christians who are being silenced. The churches will soon need security guards or have to move underground.
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@myheadhurts
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"Halp, persucutionz!"
assholes
Will someone please show me where, in the US, "Christians are being silenced"? I'd like to move there, as it sounds quite peaceful.
Christians being silenced? Bullshit! Who is having massive protests against their signs? Oh wait it's the Humanists! And they aren't crying persecution.
Or go to China and see what really happens when religions are actually persecuted and forced underground?
Dick.
Wahhhh, booo hoo hooooo.
Oh, you poor thing. Being part of an overwhelming majority that enjoys more freedoms and riches than any other socioeconomic group must be so tough. Being beaten, raped, starved, imprisoned, tortured or killed for your religion is nothing -- but being made fun of on the internet, now that's true persecution. I'll be sure to light a candle for you tonight.
Seriously, lady, get bent. If you're a white Christian living in North America, you are in no way being persecuted.
I read this, felt annoyed and irritated that these people always feel persecuted. Then I just imagined Faith&Hope being buried undergound alive, and I felt much, much better.
Wikipedia lists 326505 churches in the USA, it's a multi-billion dollar industry with its own tax-breaks. You have 24/7 Christian TV and radio. The majority of the population say they wouldn't vote for an atheist president.
Nyah hah hah! Atheist attack forces are in position around your church, ready to assassinate anyone who dares to speak about their Christianity! EVERYONE MUST BE POLITICALLY CORRECT OR WILL FACE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.
Yeah, maybe in Bizarro World. This world, not so much.
"The churches will soon need security guards"
Here in Sydney all the Synagogues have security guards and the Jewish schools have huge steel fences with barbed wire and stuff, and despite all that they never wine about being persecuted. So until things get worse than that, STFU!
There is no need for either strategy. Given how church membership around the country is plummeting, it seems that no one has to silence you. You are fading away naturally.
Now, don't you feel better?
"or have to move underground"
...well, if it's good enough for Thor:
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'Mind the Gap' X3
You are now hearing in your head "Going Underground" by The Jam.
...manually. [/2012 London Olympics opening ceremony]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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