David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

The King James Bible is God's crimson book—God's blood-sprinkled, pure, perfect, infallible, inerrant, inspired, dependable, eternal, Book. Every page of this King James Bible is crimsoned with the blood of its Author!!! King James Bible is crimsoned with the blood of its Author! All 66 books of this holy inspired Bible is crimsoned with the blood of Jesus Christ. All 1,189 chapters are crimsoned with the blood of Jesus Christ! All 31,175 verses are crimsoned with the blood of Jesus Christ! All 810,697 words are crimsoned with the blood of Jesus Christ. All 3,568,489 letters are crimsoned with the blood of Jesus Christ!!!!!!! It's a blood-sprinkled Book! The blood of the Lamb streaks every page!!! This King James Bible is signed and sealed by the blood of its Author!!!

Why should we believe that the King James Bible is inspired? Because it is a blood-sprinkled Book!!!
Why should we believe that the King James Bible is perfect? Because it is a blood-sprinkled Book!!!
Why should we believe that the King James Bible is infallible? Because it is a blood-sprinkled Book!!!
Why should we believe that the King James Bible is inerrant? Because it is a blood-sprinkled Book!!!

The King James Bible is a blood-sprinkled Book; therefore we:

We obey it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We love it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We trust it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We read it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We study it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We preach it, because it's God's sprinkled Book!
We proclaim it to be God's sprinkled Book!

THE BOOK is a crimson (the color of blood, i.e., blood) sprinkled Book...

Its veracity is established, because it is a crimson Book!
Its purity is established, because it is a crimson Book!
Its dependability is established, because it is a crimson Book!
Its truth is established, because it is a crimson Book!
Kept pure BY THE BLOOD!

If you don't have a King James Bible, you have a Devil's Bible!!!!!!

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