And our leader will declare a "Christiannacht" where the mobs of hysterical sex addicts attack anything that seems Christian in nature in a night of hysteria/flash mob rule while the Fema trucks and trains take all the men and women of God to a "safe place" (or as Hillary spoke out, a "Fun place") to starve to death while working for the government in some fashion (work means freedom) etc...Oh yes, and of course this means marshal law and any elections will be delayed until the manufactured crisis is over (i.e. the third and fourth terms of potus)
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"marshal law"
'A state of marshal law is hereby declared, effective immediately! So until further notice, the law enforcement authority of any law enforcement organization other than the US Marshals, at Federal, State and local level, is suspended!'
You do know Deus Ex is just a game, right?
@Ivurm
You may think you can circumvent it by not mentioning Hitler and the Nazis by name, but Godwin’s law still applies!
@Ivurm & tfaddict:
I still think there is a Marxist-Leninist-Stalinist missing in that somewhere.
Oh FFS, if you're going to spew a conspiracy theory about martial law, at least learn how to spell it.
And if I had one wish it would be that conspiracy theorists would learn that the president of the United States doesn't have the power to declare martial law and suspend the Constitution with the stroke of a pen.
Oh your god, you people really do have a persecution fetish! At least you aren't calling for marital law. (Oh, wait. You are , aren't you?)
image No, screw y'all, I quit. Don't drag me into your shit. You never did anything to help me.
@Doubting Thomasthat the president of the United States doesn't have the power to declare martial law and suspend the Constitution with the stroke of a pen ."
Oh yes, and of course this means marshal law
What has Tekken to do with anything?
ETA: Wouldn’t delayed elections just mean that Obama’s second term would be prolonged, instead of starting a third and even fourth term?
"And our leader will declare a "Christiannacht" where the mobs of hysterical sex addicts attack anything that seems Christian in nature in a night of hysteria/flash mob rule while the Fema trucks and trains take all the men and women of God to a "safe place"
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X3
"working for the government in some fashion"
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Rarity: 'Work Makes You Faaaaaabulous , Darling!' /)^3^(\
"Oh yes, and of course this means marshal law"
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The comics by "2000 AD"'s "Nemesis The Warlock" creators Pat Mills & Kevin O'Neill? I'd say so. [/hyper-smartarse] X3
> AND THEN OBAMA WILL DECLARE A HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNIST SHARIA CALIPHATE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
> And it will all be the fault of the GAY-ATHEIST-MUSLIM-ISLAMIFASCIST-PEDOPHILIC-OCCULTIST-FEMINAZI-COMMUNIST-SATANIC-ILLUMINATTI!
AND THEY SMELL BAD!
The degree of paranoia would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
And we let fucking people like this have guns too. Worse, if one of the loony toon Republicans running for president somehow manages to win, we'll have a dumb fuck like this with access to the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. That really bothers me.
I always wonder, once Obama leaves office at the end of his term, will these asshats shuffle their feet awkwardly and mumble an apology, or will they just split off into an alternate universe?
"marshal law"
That one never gets old.
while the Fema trucks and trains take all the men and women of God to a "safe place"
Won't that make it easier when the Rapture comes?
work means freedom
Isn't that what the Party of Personal Responsibility keeps telling us?
any elections will be delayed until the manufactured crisis is over (i.e. the third and fourth terms of potus)
The last time there were third and fourth terms for a president, 1) the crisis wasn't manufactured and 2) there were still elections.
Well Norm, you are certainly no Criswell, that's for sure. I mean his wild predictions were whacked-out too, but he was extremely good natured and optimistic for the most part. Oh, and he fully acknowledged that he was a complete fraud too. That's pretty respectishable.
>marshal law
And they'll enforce it through gorilla warfare. Them Ilerminatys are sneaky like that.
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You guys got it all wrong.
Hysterical sex addicts? What, all the priests and pastors molesting children in their care?
I hope that Fema has A LOT of trucks and trains, as about 85 percent of the American public are "men and women of God".
Marshal law? How does that differ from martial law, Normie-boy?
If there are no elections, there will be no third and fourth terms. There will just be one long tern.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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