funny that you mention this, but it seems that whenever I pray to Jesus at night, I tend to fall asleep. And I don't know why, this hasn't happened before. I believe that it is another spiritual attack from Satan Himself.
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Yeah, Satan has nothing better to do than personally making you fall asleep at night, JesusLover_2002. When he's not busy planting dinosaur bones in the ground, filling the internet with porn and convincing women to have abortions, I'm sure that making Xians fall asleep is at the top of his "to do" list.
JesusLover, you have discovered one of Christianity's deepest secrets. It turns out that Jesus is actually a powerful narcotic. Please join me in my campaign to have this dangerous drug banned before it ruins another generation of fine, young Americans.
NotMe:
lets see, you are tired. You have had your milk and cookies. You mommy tucks you in, and after you pray, you fall asleep.
lets see, you are tired. You have had your milk and cookies. You mommy tucks you in, and after you pray, you fall asleep.
Or, in stead of a spiritual attack from satan, it could be that you got sleepy and fell asleep. Noooo! That's too reasonable a suggestion. Must be a mythological creature attacking me.
Oh HOW can you not nominate this classic, luscious post for Post of the Month? So simple, and yet so profound. As the positron is to the electron, so is this post to wisdom.
" Ah can't explains it, but I seem ta lose consciousness for eight hours every night! I be lyin' in bed, jes' prayin' ta Jeebus, I close my eyes, and it's morning! Must be Da Debbil!"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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