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Creation as described genesis is a reality... and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class. Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom..... You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation.... but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years and then fell off a tree, tail was cut off, and we got jobs and became humans.... that is fine .... you can believe you are made in the image of a monkey.
But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike.

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old comment by McCulloch

Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom
You're out of touch.
Domains:
1. Bacteria
2. Archaea
3. Eukarya
Kingdoms within Eukarya:
Kingdoms
3.1 Fungi
3.2 Amoebozoa
3.3 Plantae - Plants
3.4 Chromalveolata
3.5 Rhizaria
3.6 Excavata
3.7 Animalia - Animals
within Animalia
3.7.1 Subkingdom Parazoa
3.7.2 Subkingdom Eumetazoa
within Eumetazoa
3.7.2.1 Placozoa
3.7.2.2 Radiata
3.7.2.3 Bilateria
Within Bilateria
3.7.2.3.1 Orthonectida
3.7.2.3.2 Rhombozoa
3.7.2.3.3 Acoelomorpha
3.7.2.3.4 Chaetognatha
3.7.2.3.5 Superphylum Ecdysozoa
3.7.2.3.6 Superphylum Platyzoa
3.7.2.3.7 Superphylum Lophotrochozoa
3.7.2.3.8 Superphylum Deuterostomia
Within Deuterostomia
3.7.2.3.8.1 Hemichordata
3.7.2.3.8.2 Echinodermata
3.7.2.3.8.3 Xenoturbellida
3.7.2.3.8.4 Vetulicolia
3.7.2.3.8.5 Chordata
Within Chordata
3.7.2.3.8.5.1 Subphylum Tunicata
3.7.2.3.8.5.2 Subphylum Cephalochordata
3.7.2.3.8.5.3 Subphylum Vertebrata
Within Vertebrata
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.1 Infraphylum Agnatha
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2 Infraphylum Gnathostomata
Within Gnathostomata
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.1 Class Placodermi
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.2 Class Chondrichthyes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.3 Class Acanthodii
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.4 Superclass Osteichthyes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5 Superclass Tetrapoda
Within Superclass Tetrapoda
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.1 Class Amphibia
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2 Series Amniota
Within Series Amniota
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.1 Class Sauropsida
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.2 Class Aves
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.3 Class Synapsida
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4 Class Mammalia
Within Mammalia
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.1 Subclass Prototheria
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2 Subclass Theriiformes
Within Teriiformes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.1 Infraclass Allotheria
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.2 Infraclass Triconodonta
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3 Infraclass Holotheria
Within Holotheria
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.1 Cohort Marsupialia
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2 Cohort Placentalia
Within Placentalia
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.1 Magnorder Xenarthra
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2 Magnorder Epitheria
Within Epitheria
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.1 Grandorder Anagalida
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.2 Grandorder Ferae
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.3 Grandorder Lipotyphla
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.4 Grandorder Ungulata
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5 Grandorder Archonta
within Archonta
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.1 Plesiadapiformes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.2 Scandentia
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.3 Dermoptera
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.4 Chiroptera
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5 Primates
within Primates
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.1 Suborder Strepsirrhini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2 Suborder Haplorrhini
within Haplorrhini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.1 Infraorder Tarsiiformes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2 Infraorder Simiiformes
within Simiiformes
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.1 Parvorder Platyrrhini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2 Parvorder Catarrhini
Within Catarrhini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.1 Superfamily Cercopithecoidea
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2 Superfamily Hominoidea
within Hominoidea
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.1 Family Hylobatidae
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2 Family Hominidae
within Hominidae
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.1 Subfamily Ponginae
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2 Subfamily Homininae
within Homininae
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2.1 Tribe Gorillini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 Tribe Hominini
within Hominini
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.1 Genus Pan
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2 Genus Homo
within Homo
3.7.2.3.8.5.3.2.5.2.4.2.3.2.2.5.5.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.2.1 Species Sapiens

Kingdoms are at the second level of classification. The human species is at the 26th level of classification. You are only 25 orders of magnitude wrong. Not bad for a fundie.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Creation as described genesis is a reality..."

Not even close, pal.

"and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class."

Well, you're sort of correct in a round about, fuzzy sort of way.

"Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom....."

If you'll look closely you'll probably note those are "Kingdoms", not "Classes".

"You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation...."

If you say so.

"but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years and then fell off a tree, tail was cut off, and we got jobs and became humans.... that is fine ...."

You really like those ellipses, don't you? Also, that's a mighty fine straw man you've got there.

"But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike."

And one hell of an ego to go along with your straw man it seems. I'm sure you're aware that calling yourself "Godlike" is heretical and, in an earlier time, you'd have been burned at the stake, right?

old comment by Brain_In_A_Jar

and of course there is an evolution of things but you cannot evolve outside your class. Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom

Explain why small changes, when integrated over time, can't result in changes large enough to cross a class boundary.

By the way, you seem to be erroneously using the word "class" interchangeably with "kingdom" - a class is two taxonomic ranks below a kingdom; you cannot therefore describe the boundaries of a class in terms of "plant", "animal", etc, which are kingdoms.

Even if you wont budge on your dogmatic rejection of evolution, at least save us some headaches by learning the right words before you sound off.

old comment by Euclid

Creation as described genesis is a reality
Which one? Gen 1 or Gen 2?
there is an evolution of things
Heresy! Clearly you're not a True Christian (as defined by other True Christians).
You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation
Er, what? God is a Creation? Who was God's Creator, then? Or are we made in the likeness of Creation (ie the natural world)... in which case, yeah, that's kinda what evolution says (without the necessity for a creator).
if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years
you're an idiot. If you want to believe that Christians believe that Jesus was a purple dwarf who ate magic toast that gave him x-ray vision, you're also an idiot.
Godlike
God's made out of dirt?

“Creation as described genesis is a reality...”
Genesis says that bugs and trees and fish are not ‘living.’ NOthing lives until it takes its spirit in through the nostrils in the first breath.
This is not a reality i can accept.

"and of course there is an evolution of things (the reason why you look like a combo of your mom and dad) but you cannot evolve outside your class.”
If i inherit traits from my parents, such as nose, cheekbones, skin color, hair, eye color; that’s the opposite of evolution.

"Example: plant kingdom, animal kingdom, people kingdom.....”
I would ask you to prove this, but first you really need to spend some time defining it. What is the definition of animal that excludes humans?

"You are created in the image and likeness of an amazing Creation....”
The creation has diabetes?

“ but if you want to believe that an amoeba became a monkey after a million years”
Technically not incorrect.
I turned 61 after i turned 5. WELL after with more years and intermediary steps. So you’re not WRONG, but DAMN you SOUND fucking ignorant.

"and then fell off a tree,”
WRong.

“tail was cut off,”
WRonger.

“and we got jobs and became humans....”
Preeeeeeeeetty sure we were humans before we had jobs. You get dumber with every syllable.

“ that is fine ....”
Never asked for your permission.

“you can believe you are made in the image of a monkey.”
Um, no. That’s not what I, or anyone, believes.

“But I prefer to see you and all people as something special and unique - Godlike.”
We can be special and unique without superstitious nonsense, idiot.

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