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...If you want to be pleasing in God’s eyes, your marriage relationship MUST live in a Master/slave relationship.
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Who gets to wear the gimp suit?
Can we just get the blowtorches and pliers now for this guy?
Stop! You're giving all the sane perverts a bad name! This is discrimination against submissive males and anyone who wants to be tied up by cute girls once in a while for exotic fun!
And I'm sure he'd also be against males who are not repulsed by the idea of some happy happy bum fun... This guy needs a
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(but then again, I suspect he didn't study)
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Can you have a RAID array open marriage in God's eyes?
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Right--you must live the Gorean lifestyle too, right?
So, what, Jesus is into bondage?
Well, according to other fundies, he's watching when you do it... I guess Jesus is just kinky like that, then.
probably (though not definitely) written by a man.
Listen:
man and women, and sometimes men and men, women and women, play games. It's called bondage, and domination, and ...well we won't go into that in case you cream your undies. But these are GAMES, ie not real life.
Real life can't really work that way between adults unless there is a severe kink in both psyches.
If you want a slave, and actually find one, remember it ain't love, and if yu end up getting knifed you'll know why!
Ye gads, I hate this.
Look:
But don't twist the Bible into this mockery of marriage, and don't twist kink into something that everybody has to do.
The bible also says, "husbands, love your wives just as christ loves the church".
Last time I checked, Jesus doesn't treat you like a slave.
Ugh. Disgusting. You either naturally desire to be a slave, or an M/s relationship is going to be hell for you. This idiot obviously knows nothing about the lifestyle or how to be a Master aside from "God told me to".
this ite is trulely more about domestic disciple than sex. its about a husband directing and protecting his wife. sometimes, more rarely than one might think, that includes corrections such as are common with children(loss of privileges, and sometimes spanking).
I would like to have two bondslaves. Is that allowed?
Please send me my bondslaves by return of post. Blonde, brunette, redhead -- I'm not fussy, as long as they're subservient and childlike. That is how I'm supposed to categorise all women, isn't it?
I fourth the "BDSM for Jesus" award!
"...If you want to be pleasing in God’s eyes, your marriage relationship MUST live in a Master/slave relationship."
How do I go about finding what you are talking about? Men like my late husband are few and far between. He was head of the house hold but considered my input as valuable.Yet his was the final decision. Being much older we knew he would go home first. Just before he passed he said, "I will always be with you and will always love you but if you don't seek to find another man to spoil like you did me I will come back and turn you over my knee." It's been 4 years so I am honoring his last command.
Contrary to what most readers think it is Biblically based.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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