Satan is the father of all atheists. Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father, because you are either with Him or against Him. Pretty sad and scary (for you) whom you have chosen as your leader.
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I'm pretty sure that your father can also be Zeus, a leprechaun, or a turkey baster. The world isn't always black and white, you know...
"Satan is the father of all atheists. Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father, because you are either with Him or against Him. Pretty sad and scary (for you) whom you have chosen as your leader."
Who was it that created beings that he knew would fuck up? Who put the tree in the garden? Who told the simpletons not to eat from the tree despite knowing that they didn't understand why they couldn't? Who lied and told them they'd die if they ate from the tree? Who was it that let the serpent into the garden? Who then gets all pissy and throws them out of them out of Paradise for doing exactly what he knew they'd do all along?
Now, who was it that told them to eat the apple to gain knowledge? Who was it that told them truthfully they wouldn't die if they ate from the tree? Who was it that doesn't appear to do much of anything that I would consider "evil" for most of the Bible? Who was it that had to ask permission to torment Job?
Yeah, now tell me who the bigger threat/jackass/bully/evil one is.
Neither Jesus nor Satan was my father. Alan was my father and you are insulting his memory and dimminishing his importance when you credit others with his achievements.
Grow up and ditch your imaginary friends.
Naw. My dad is Mike. Sells building supplies in North Carolina. Decent guy, if a bit TOO fond of his booze and cigarettes.
Also, I demand that you get out of my name. >:(
"Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father"
Why not Zeus, Aphrodite, Horus, Set, Krishna, Dynosis, Pan, Shiva, or FSM?
Jesus isn't supposed to be your father, he's your BRIDEGROOM. God the Father is your father-in-law, and he will smile upon you, Ray, as you are married to his son.
Mark 9:40 Jesus said "For whoever is not against us is for us."
Granted that this is quote mining. It would fit a fundie fight much better. But I thought I'd throw it out there anyway since fundies do not appear to have a problem with cherry picking verses.
PS. My father is real and I talk to him on the weekends. Jesus is dead and satan never existed.
"Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father, because you are either with Him or against Him."
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Satan is the father of all atheists.
How strange. I always thought my father was a moody entrepreneur named Louis.
Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father, because you are either with Him or against Him.
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"---Obi Wan Kenobi
Well, my dad WAS named after the ancient thunder god of this neck of the wood.
And since to these people, all other gods are Satan, then this logic COULD somehow work... maybe.
Nah, scratch that. Not only would it not work, it doesn't deserve to be called logic at all.
Well, nice to be in a club where 2/3 of the humankind that God created don't belong(wait Emily, remember that Muslims, Buddhists and Jews don't have Jesus as their leader)
I like it when they establish a dichotomy, assign you to one of the positions, then hammer you for having that position. Oh, and that "He who is not with me is against me" bit is surely one of the most fatuous comments in history, Jesus or no Jesus.
Satan has all the cool shit anyway. If there's going to be a giant war between Satan and Jesus, and the holy people get their white ponies and flaming swords (thanks RR). What do we get? Flaming dragons, demon wing men, and think of the cool weaponry. I'm sure Satan would want us to practise up for the big day too.
If they're going to make up shit about the rapture, I'm going to go along. Just from the other side. Imagine what we could come up with! Maybe develop a game over it!
Emily, only Christians believe in Satan.
Also, You've chosen Ray Comfort as one of your leaders. You have no high ground to argue from
"Satan is the father of all atheists. Either Jesus is your Father or satan is your father, because you are either with Him or against Him. Pretty sad and scary (for you) whom you have chosen as your leader."
Really? My father was a gas appliance installer/meter reader for the gas board (ultimately British Gas plc). So he was neither for or against your 'God'. Thus:
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"What about agnostics then?"
Or Buddhists. A non-deist religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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