The greatest achievement a woman is capable of, and the one which all women strive for, is the ability to provide every male she encounters with a firm erection.
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Wow. Is this a troll?
In either case:
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This sounds like a joke, should it really be here?
I mean, offensive sure, but it isn't exactly as vile as half the shit that usually turns up.
Edit: I liked the other image response better.
...*Not* love_shy?
Otherwise, if this guy isn't joking (an erection? Really?), he's a misogynistic pig. I hope that he doesn't encounter any self-hating women who find sexism endearing enough to actually care about giving him an erection. For her sake.
the one which all women strive for
You're forgetting about lesbians. Course you'd just probably say that we're hot, so on second thought, don't think about us.
Wonder if this guy has trouble with erections when he's bodybuilding?
That's like.
The last thing in the world I want to do.
I'm with Hive here. You take your misogynistic thought processes and keep it away from the lesbians. We think you're icky. And most of us aren't afraid to kick you square in the balls.
It's too bad that A1 Shades prolly can't get wood.
ps.
"Bodybuilding Forums"
That is all.
Other gems from the post. This guy has some serious insecurity issues.
"Males need to feel threatened in some way (physical, emotional, or intellectual) before they are capable of giving respect... "
"[T]he female identity cannot exist without male validation."
Also racist:
"White Men have an innate desire for fairness or justice, a respect for fair fights, even for opponents."
Tasteless joke? Yeah.
Fundie? Nah.
You know, especially after watching the one and only episode of Jersey Shore with my cousin that I'll ever watch, this honestly does NOT surprise me that it's coming from some musclebound airhead on a body building forum.
Not really fundie, but still stupid.
Maybe we should have a generic Assholes Say the Darndest Things subsection.
I'm still calling for a Sexists STDT, but until that happens...
Hey, Al Shades! I would be sorry that your girl left you, but the way you choose to vent is so hateful that you'll get no pity from me.
@ Wehpudicabok - I agree, there should be a SSTDT for quotes like this. They're not fundie, they're just sexist. In fact, this quote gave no clue as to what his religious views were.
Every male? Even those who haven't gone through puberty, aren't human, or aren't even living?
That's not an "achievement", that's a freaking superpower. However, the last time I checked, "Erection Lass" was taken in City of Heroes.
i don't get it. why is this even considered sexist? takes us back to the real reason we are here - to have fun, not to be caught up in all the shit.
the only problem is the assumption that all women strive for this effect, but this is just dues to limited experience probably, not offensiveness.
What about making a good dinner, getting a cold one out of the fridge, and being a baby machine. Al has low expectations, to be sure.
*yawn* come on people. This is misogynistic sure, but unless being fundamentally horny is considered a religious view, it doesn't really fit here,
"Your male friends love and cherish you, I'm sure, but you are not worthy of their respect for reasons which I'll elaborate on. The relationship you share with them is comparable to that between a parent and child, or even a master and his loyal servant. "
Holy fuck, this guy is off his rocker. 'Oh he's just horny lulz' yeah fuck you buddy.
I LOLed.
Just a stupid joke.
I smell a troll here. No true Fundie would think other than that she should generate babies.
If he's not a troll, then I feel pretty sure this poor creature must suffer from erectile dysfunction - not that I would expect a fundie, in the light of recent postings in execrable English, to understand what erectile dysfunction means.
The current female fashion here in the UK is a very low-cut top showing lots of cleavage with a push-up bra.
It works, believe me. I sometimes wish it didn't.
@Shanya Almafeta
That's a shame, she'd use her amazing erection powers to embarrass shy criminals everywhere.
Then there would inevitably be a spin-off version of her as a man with breast enlargement and I have a feeling this whole idea would become a very successful series in Japan if it isn't already.
@Boy Wonder: True enough.
I forgot to mention, my best friend is a man, and I don't he would WANT me to give him a boner. It'd be like getting a chubby from your sister. What's the matter, Al, does your sister give you a boner?
Don't forget giving good blow jobs. And bringing you a sandwich & a beer afterward.
But then again, this guy's probably so pumped up on steroids that his shrunken testicles are not able to provide him with the sex drive to give him an erection.
Are you guys sure this isn't fundie?
It's dumb, misogynistic, and utterly unfunny same as every fundie attempt at humor I've ever seen here.
Funny, I always had the feeling that some of those lady bodybuilders were after something entirely different.
Some of the dudes, however....
"Bodybuilding Forums"
What erection?
Not fundie, and certainly not endearing. Not even that funny IMO. From some of the comments here, it seems a bit silly to worry if you give guys a boner when you walk past, as it seems to happen even if a woman is wearing a sweatshirt and jeans.
ALL WOMEN STRIVE FOR SEX. IF THEY SAY "NO", IT MEANS, "YES".
@SpukiKitty
"The greatest acheivement for Capt. Steriod, here is have the capability of actually having a hard-on!"
And such is as rare as unicorn poo. The side-effect of taking steroids is winkie shrinkage. Which is why natural bodybuilders (who rely on nothing more than vegetables to give them the vitamins & minerals they need, along with a high-protein diet to create muscle mass) eschew steroids.
A relative of mine is a natural bodybuilder. He has a degree in psychology. Thus his job as a counsellor of victims of domestic abuse - all of whom are female.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes, Edward deBono or Prof. Stephen Hawking to figure out who the perpetrators were.
@Professor M
"I dunno, a woman would have to be awfully butch to have that effect on me."
Or not. Sigourney Weaver's 'Ellen Ripley' character in the "Alien" films certainly does for me. Also, from the manga/anime "Ghost in the Shell", Major Motoko Kusanagi (*rawr! *)
Yes, it is my goal in life to arouse men. Whenever I go out, it is just so I can give people erections. I don't need things from the store, that's just a front for my real evil scheme: giving you an erection.
I am much more proud about the assumed erections i give people (you can't tell with those baggy pants, but I'm sure I did) then any academic award I have ever won. I will die happy.
Hi, Anon-e-moose! Yes, I agree...not all bodybuilders are "Capt. Steroid", I also commend the bodybuilding relative of yours for his noble work helping abuse survivors. That guy in your family is a REAL MAN....unlike *Al Steroid* with the goofy quote, here.
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