How would you explain or prove that what you know about the starts are real? How do you know that space itself isn't a grand illusion, have you ever been there? I don't think you have...but you do believe what your told, so that means that Ninja turtles live under new york streets as well... am I being delusional?
All you have is assumption, at least creationists have an understanding, also the earth want created only 6000 years ago, it got a face lift at that time.The earth existed many many years before we had inhabited it, look for "the flood of Satan" on google.
God bless, I know your smart seek real knowledge please.
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How do you know that anything, aside from your own existence, isn't a grand delusion?
At least we can see the stars, and collect data about them. No one has ever seen OR collected data about your little god.
Oh, and if space/the universe are just delusions, then so is everything on our planet -- we are a PART of the universe.
"All you have is assumption, at least creationists have an understanding, also the earth want created only 6000 years ago, it got a face lift at that time.The earth existed many many years before we had inhabited it, look for "the flood of Satan" on google. "
I did. Apparently, you're delusional.
http://www.faithforum.org/challenge/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=4922
But, then, you're no more delusional than these two, so... *shrug*
Yeah, that Google. You can find anything if you look hard enough for it, eh Marcus? Not having much luck finding a brain though, are ya?
"so that means that Ninja turtles live under new york streets as well"
Yeah, you can't believe everything you hear, especially fiction. I guess you think there's a 'heaven' with 'Jesus' in it too?
"Flood of Satan"? What the hell is that? In the Bible, there is no such thing, there is only a big flood that God made when he opened up the sluice gates in that big, solid sky-dome overhead--you know, where all the rain water is kept? Yeah, and the stars are little lights attached to the inside of the dome, and the world is only about 6000 years old because that's how far back the imaginary Hebrew lineages go.
These people are stupid as a box of bricks. How do they manage to breed without a book of diagrams to show them how the penis and vagina fit together?
How do you know that space itself isn't a grand illusion
It is. The Flying Spaghetti Monster alters our telescopes and other scientific instruments. Can you prove He didn't? I don't think you can ...
All you have is assumption, at least Pastafarians have an understanding.
this seems like a double edged sword,
for example, where you there when your god created the world?
"but you do believe what your told, so that means that Ninja turtles live under new york streets as well"
"also the earth want created only 6000 years ago, it got a face lift at that time"
Apparently "Satan's Flood" is a hypothetical flood that occurred after Genesis 1:1, when "God created the heavens and the earth", that led to the state of the Earth in Genesis 1:2, wherein "And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep." Supposedly this "gap" explains why the Earth appears eons old.
Here I quote:
"This world is older than any of you know. Contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons demons walked the Earth. They made it their home, their... their Hell. But in time they lost their purchase on this reality. The way was made for mortal animals, for, for man. All that remains of the old ones are vestiges, certain magicks, certain creatures... and vampires."
Oh, wait, that's from Buffy.
Go outside, preferably at night. See that big black thing above you with all the tiny, twinkly lights? That's space.
There you go, I have proven the existence of space to you, retard.
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