[If God doesn't need a creator than why does the universe?]
Asked him in the finally war. while you are fighting against him.
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Out of all of LoneWolf's incoherent, gibberish-riddled comments, for some reason this particular one really just makes me want to punch him in his stupid fucking head. There's just something about reading "finally war", especially out loud, that just sounds really retarded.
Godzilla: Finally Wars
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(poiuy)
Don't sell yourself short like that. You, unlike Lonewolf, are a dork who can speak and write coherently while sober, and there's nothing wrong with that. *smiles*
Hah, God is not match for me.
One more fictional character won't pose any problem.
You know what's funny? If LW had typed that correctly it would have actually taken him a little less time.
Asked him in the finally war. while you are fighting against him. "
By just eliminating those four letters and that period in the middle of the sentence, his post would have been shorter. See, LoneWolf, how being an illiterate fucktard takes away precious time that could be spent drawing pictures of you frenching cartoon characters?
Bzuh? "God" creates the entire universe just to destroy it in a war of his own making, just for the sake of it? More proof that fundiegod is an illogical, narcisstic, petty douche.
Allow me to retort:
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/classic/classics/The-Brag.html
"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile!
@poiuy
From LoneWolf1984's art gallery:
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Blue Ranger meaning Honnor.
ROFL!!!
Maybe LoneWolf is from an alternate universe where verbs are nouns, nouns are adjectives, past tense is future tense, and being in your 20's and getting a hard on while watching children's cartoons is considered perfectly normal.
I felt my brain going flaccid with this one ... no, Bubbalah, you do not associate the past tense of a verb with an imagined future event. You also do not replace a perfectly good adjective with its adverbial form.
I see you are refining your failure to one-liners, though. Kudos for that, I guess.
if god did exist, I doubt I would have time to ask questions whilst being struck by lightning and being sent straight to hell.
I might get around to asking satan where the sauna is though.
If god was posting on the internet I would ask him. But he isn't. You are posting on the internet, so if god doesn't need a creator then why does the universe.
*grammatically incorrect gibberish drowns out chirping crickets*
Asked him in the finally war. while you are fighting against him.
Just watched Beowulf last night, and this made me think of the scene of Beowulf fighting Grendel, in a strange sort of way. So long as Grendel doesn't suddenly realize he can smite me down with a single glance. (I guess that's why I should jump him from behind... Unless he suddenly realizes he's omniscient, too... Damn these all-powerful fictional creatures!)
Give an axe, M60, few ammo belts, bottle of whiskey and a level IIIA vest.
I think part of the reason why everyone hates LW '84 is because his artistic abilities rival that of the common five year old.
And yet he still puts then on dA, with many others who are fucking amazing.
And because he's sorta a douche, unless he's Poe-ing, which would be pretty amazing.
Ohio.
This guy is from Ohio.
That means I might know this guy, depending on where in Ohio he's from.
On that note, he sounds like he Babelfishes all his writing and copy-pastes it.
Dude, when God is kneeling at my feet, begging for mercy and I'm bored with waterboarding him in sewage, the only question i'm going to ask is, " That Lonewolf guy, seriously, What the fuck ?..."
Curious question: "But who has made God?"
Fundie reply: "Why do you love the Terrori... I mean Satan so much?"
So typical of conservative fundiedom. "Anybody who isn't unconditionally for us is against us. Even only asking questions shows that someone is a dangerous traitor."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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