Evolution suggest that species developed from other spieces, and that is impossible or else we would today have catbirds, rhinomonkeys, even flying gerbelpigs. Science itself proves this. Again, Evolution is not a science, it is only a theory that is taught as science.
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I suggest you actually read up on the the 'religion' that you are attempting to discredit. You sound like a moron. During the last presidential race, even if one candidate had an opposing stance, he still took the time to learn the other side of the argument.
Ya know, I think we do have catbirds, but I've lost my book on birding/ornithology, so maybe someone can help me out. We also have king snakes, leopard frogs, bull-frogs, lion-fish, dog-fish sharks,...
YOU. ARE. RETARDED.
Go read a biology book, learn how things actually work. Evolution is linear, it's not going to make a big ol' hodgepodge of freak animals.
Another failed attempt at expanding your knowledge. You should just quit now. God commands it.
This guy has no grasp of Evolution at all. We never posited anything so silly as catbirds, rhinomonkeys, or flying gerbilpigs! How ridiculous! Science only supports realistic animals such as fishlizards, apehumans, and dinosaurbirds.
This guy has no clue how evolution works.
He IS right about one thing: Evolution is TECHNICALLY still a theory. However, it contains more evidence than Creationism.
Evolution fail. (sigh) This is really getting old. I keep hoping that one day, maybe, a fundy will actually read something about evolution, and at least try to bring logical arguments about why they reject it. Of course, I'm also convinced that if a fundy actually read something about evolution, they probably would drop their fairy tales and join reality.
"or else we would today have catbirds, rhinomonkeys, even flying gerbelpigs."
Well, I've heard that when you take the Water of Life, you would see such, Muad'dib... er, I mean J100 (whose delusion levels are OVER 9000).
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You need to learn the definition of Scientific Theory.
We only evolve from similar species, slowly, over millions, maybe billions of years. Cats and birds have very few similarities, just like rhinoceroses and monkeys, or gerbils and pigs.
If we humans allow the Earth to go on that long... We are the only species capable of destroying the whole world, nowadays by just pushing a button.
"not a science, it is only a theory"
Nowhere in the world will you find a phrase that more conclusively proves the speaker has absolutely no grasp of Science whatsoever.
“Evolution suggest that species developed from other spieces,”
“and that is impossible or else we would today have catbirds,”
“rhinomonkeys,”
“even flying gerbelpigs.”
“Science itself proves this.”
“Again, Evolution is not a science,”
“it is only a theory that is taught as science.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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