Women should be wives and mothers first.
God CAN use them outside of that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them. So for a woman to be used of God the most and glorify Him the most, she must be a helpmeet to her husband and a Godly mother to her children.
Right?
It's like God can use a guy who was a drunk and killed all his brain cells and was in a wreck and lost both legs. But God could've used Him more had he responded to the stirring of the Holy Spirit when he was five at a VBS. That was God's perfect will, but He's still merciful in that when we fail to follow the first time He'll still use us.
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It's like God can use a guy who was a drunk and killed all his brain cells and was in a wreck and lost both legs. But God could've used Him more had he responded to the stirring of the Holy Spirit when he was five at a VBS.
Feelings of remorse? Keep it to yourself. You sound like someone whose brain cells have been killed off.
Fundies should be burger flippers and dish washers first.
God CAN use them outside of that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them. So for a fundy to be used of God the most and glorify Him the most, he/she must be a hardworking fast food waiter / wal-mart clerk / medical test volunteer, and shower at least once a day. AND brush their teeth after every meal.
Right?
It's like God can use a fundy who was a brainwashed and killed all his brain cells and was in a social wreck and lost respect of his family and friends. Through that, everyone can see how much fanaticism deranges the mind and creates mentally ill, poorly adjusted idiots for everyone else to deal with. But God could've used Him more had he had just focused on serving coffee when he was fifteen at a donut shop. That was God's perfect will, but He's still merciful in that when we fail to follow the first time He'll still use us.
Women should be wives and mothers first IF THEY WANT. We aren't here to be "used", not by men nor by your psychopathic deity.
There should be an age limit before you're allowed to post on the Internet.
Negroes should be slaves first. God CAN use them outside that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them. So for a Negro to be used of God the most and glorify Him the most, he must be a cotton picker to his master and a breeder of more docile field hands.
Women should be wives and mothers first.
Women should be whatever they want.
And what about infertle women? They can't be mothers.
God CAN use them outside of that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them.
How would you know what God's perfect will is? Maybe it's god's "perfect" will that she joins the Army.
she must be a helpmeet to her husband and a Godly mother to her children.
There's a difference between a helper and a doormat. Yes a wife should help her husband, but she also has rights.
It's like God can use a guy who was a drunk and killed all his brain cells and was in a wreck and lost both legs. But God could've used Him more had he responded to the stirring of the Holy Spirit when he was five at a VBS.
God apperantly uses a lot of people with no brain cells.
That was God's perfect will, but He's still merciful in that when we fail to follow the first time He'll still use us.
This makes no sense.
How is god's "perfcet" will for a guy to get his legs sawed off "merciful"?
That's one exploitative S.O.B., your god is. What's he want with us drunks he has to use us up and chop our legs off for?
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I hope next time you go to an emergency room the only doctor available is female.
I hope he gets a drunk with no legs for a doctor.
"Women should be wives and mothers first."
Women should do whatever the fuck they like and fundies like you - a dying breed in the West, thankfully - should fuck off and die.
"Women should be wives and mothers first"
Coming from a fucker that hasn't had to face reallity out from under their ma's skirt, yeah, sure
So, women who are not wives and mothers or who work outside of the home are like drunk retards without legs? Right...
Just because you want baby factories doesn't mean I want to be one. Why don't you fuck off and die in a fire?
"guy who was a drunk and killed all his brain cells and was in a wreck and lost both legs"
So a woman who has obligations outside of the home (even if it's in addition to her in-home responsibilities as a loving, devoted Mother and Wife), be it by choice or by necessity, is no better than a brain-dead alcoholic amputee. How charming.
I'm sure the ladies just flock to you, JMorrow. No wonder you crave the Jesus Meat.
Because one can never become physically disabled if one is a believer, right?
Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
I don't even know what to say to you people anymore. From my experience, it generally works out better when a relationship is based on mutual respect, help and trust, not one being subservient to the other just because they're 'supposed to'.
I don't intend to waste my brain on a guy who thinks like you.
WMDKitty: Same here. If I could bear kittens I'd be an awesome mom, but children are nothing like kittens.
So...women should be wives and mothers first. Oooookay. So, shouldn't men be husbands and fathers first? I don't see how being a spouse and parent prevents you from having a fullfilling job. If men can do it, why not women also?
So sorry to not hold up to God's perfect will for me, I thought getting my education and planning on law enforcement work was important. I shall now go marry my boyfriend, perfect my cleaning methods, and sabotage our birth control efforts in order to do better job. After all, who wants to be brain dead and missing both legs from not allowing God to use them?
Seriously, how many times do we have to go over the "helpmeet" thing? If you're going to insist upon using the KJB, at least learn the English of the time period. Otherwise, STFU.
Well, more evidence that misogyny and stupidity are causalities.
Here is a compromise, JMorrow finds a gallon of bleach and drinks it. JMorrow gets to meet god (probably not)and there is one less misogynist on earth. Sounds fair to me.
Is it wrong that I got a bit giddy seeing a new submission from that fat-bastards site?
I mean, RR pretty much took over fstdt's T4C's spot in "batshit insane" category.
I just assumed that Randy and those underage girls on his site committed mass suicide or something.
Luci, one testicular cancer for JMorrow. I'll prefer nasty one, but just make it snappy.
I really hate it when these people think they know my will.
This doesn't even get me angry anymore. Rather, I'm relieved that more and more people are leaving this ideology and not looking back. Here's hoping that continues.
Also, this is an insult to every woman who has ever succeeded in life.
So... if I don't stay in the kitchen my brain will die and I'll lose my legs, but that's okay because God can still "use" me?
Right. Thanks for the protip.
Well, If God has such a "perfect" plan, why is it that he permits all those families who follow his perfect plan be the most miserable, economically or socially?, why did he give women the capacity to be more than that?. And moreover, why would such a perfect creature "use" humans?.
Sure I want to have a family. But ffs, I also want a good job and a life.
Also insulting to those hard working women who would rather have a full career.
If there is, as JMorrow supposes, a god, then it must a thoroughly moronic and stupid god. Since if, as JMorrow supposes, it uses people, then it seems to choose as its conduit absolutely useless pieces of crap like JMorrow. If there is an omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent god, why does it need to use people anyway?
The fact that an idiotic and ignorant twerp like JMorrow waffles pathetically about his religious beliefs, would suggest that the particular invented entity that he favours, is also an ignorant and pathetic twerp.
Anyway, thanks to JMorrrow for confirming to the world at large that his god is as ignorant, useless. and pathetic a piss-sipping wank-stain as he himself is.
What about the wife and mother who ALSO has a college education and works for a living?
I guess after JMorrow was in that wreck, he lost the ability to comprehend that a lot of women can do both--and do, successfully.
Oh no! Not the dreaded lack of English again!
Helpmeet is not an English word, not even in the Elizabethan/Jacobean forms of the language. A help meet... (note: TWO words), means a help fitting for.... It is meet and fitting...etc. A helpmate, otoh is entirely another matter.
I suppose I agree women who have children should be mothers first until their children are independent.
Which, of course, has nothing whatsoever to do with working or having a life at all. Just don't put the job above the kids (who didn't ask to be born, after all) and ruin their lives because of it.
Which is why I will never, ever, breed.
o for a woman to be used of God the most and glorify Him the most, she must be a helpmeet to her husband and a Godly mother to her children.
Typical indoctrinated teen rhetoric. "Helpmeet" the invented Fundie term for doormat.
God CAN use them outside of that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them.
And how the fuck would YOU know what god's perfect will is?
Women should be wives and mothers first.
If they truly want to be, more power to them. If not, too bad.
God CAN use them outside of that, but that isn't God's perfect will for them. So for a woman to be used of God the most and glorify Him the most, she must be a helpmeet to her husband and a Godly mother to her children.
No. <3
It's like God can use a guy who was a drunk and killed all his brain cells and was in a wreck and lost both legs. But God could've used Him more had he responded to the stirring of the Holy Spirit when he was five at a VBS. That was God's perfect will, but He's still merciful in that when we fail to follow the first time He'll still use us.
You make it sound like God only cares for us when he wants a one night stand. Nice guy, that God.
If women are to be wives and mothers first, then men should be husbands and fathers first. They must be helpmeets to their spouses and Godly fathers to their children.
But this does not seem that interesting at all. If you have children, they are naturally the most important people in your life. They, and the person you share them with, are the people you think first of and plan your life around. So what? This is how society works, whether it's Christian or not. (And whether you are married to someone of the same or the opposite gender, of course.)
Wonder what God's "perfect" plan is for me? I have not had any children yet (not for lack of trying), and will be 40 this year?
I agree with Xotan helpmeet does sound piss-poor. But I kinda like it when fundies say it, it makes them sound twee. It makes me laugh.
I love it that so many fundie women buy into the helpmeet philosophy. They are such slavish sluts. Lovely. Maybe the word should be helpmeat.
To the ignorant twerps of the USA, we love your utter ignorance and stupidity. We think you are the world's best at fail.
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