Rev. Popinjay #fundie groups.google.com

Really, man, what a fucking asshole you are. In my recent post entitled "OT: If
I was God", I made an exception for a few RGP atheist fucks who I would allow to
make a last minute appeal and change of heart where I would cancel their flight
to eternal damnation. You were amongst the exceptions. Well guess what, Bill,
your flight has been rescheduled.

Now boarding, Flight 666 at Gate 1, direct Non-Stop, Vancouver, British
Columbia, straight to Hell.

So, the Popinjay God-List has been amended. If I were God, I would in no way
consider a last minute appeal from BillB, the resident king of the RGP atheist
fucks, and no matter how much he begged, I would not change my mind.

Into the fire with you!

-Rev. Popinjay

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