My kids got taught the evolution crap then I taught them to think for themselves and they realize now God made it all.
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So now instead of figuring out a way to cure your Clostridium Difficile or Methycillin Resitant Staph infections, your kids are going to go "oh noes" there must be no cure because God wants us to be ill by making horrible diseases that are immune to our science...
OR because idiots like you used too many antibiotics when we told you not to.
Yes, I'm sure you were clear and unbiased in your approach, while including citations, facts and evidence while explaining it.
There's a homeless guy in the city who thinks he's Emperor of the universe. He's thinking for himself, and disregarding evidence, logic, reason and the opinion of those who ought to know the topic better than he. He's got schizophrenia to blame, your kids have you. In both cases it's a pity.
I was taught to think for myself, look for my own answers, and with all the facts, I find evolution (theistic evolution but evolution nonetheless)to be true. And I somehow doubt your kids think for themselves but think the way you want them to
this sounds fake.. like he was trying to get on this site, the comment is too... precise
Nah, it's Freerepublic. Once they purged 95% of the supporters of the Theory of Evolution a while back, this is pretty much the mentality that remained.
Think for yourself. Forget all that science crap. Here's the real story: Some old white guy with a beard created heaven and earth around 6,000 years ago. First He created light, then He created a "firmament" out of water because He knew He’d need it later when He wanted to kill everybody. Then He made the plants, then the sun. On the earth, He planted a garden with two magic trees. One of them produced a fruit that when eaten gave people the knowledge of good and evil. The other made them immortal. He made a man out of dirt. Then He made a woman out of one of the man’s ribs, leaving all future men one rib short. He told them not to eat the fruit or they would die. The couple was greeted by a talking snake who talked them into eating the fruit of the first tree. Even though the humans had no knowledge of right and wrong until after they ate the fruit, this made God really mad, so He kicked them out of the garden and that's why we're living in a rented double-wide and I'm driving a forklift at the WalMart Warehouse instead hanging out in the Garden of Eden eating hot-house grapes.
Oh Yes, taught your kids to think for themselves...
Parent: "Johnny, Let's read from the bible and learn how the world was created. The bible says that GOD created the earth in six days here in Genesis."
Kid: "Really? But in school..."
Parent: "Never you mind what they taught you in school! The bible is the truth and the WORD OF GAWD!!! If you ever question that, you will burn in hell forever and ever!!!"
Kid cowers into corner, shaking: "Oh. Okay Mommy."
“Mum! We learnt all about chromosome 2 and its use in the evolutionary process today”
M:“GODDIDIT!”
“Well...”
M:“GODDIDIT, OR YOU'LL HAVE NO SUPPER TONIGHT!”
Bullshit. Fundy Christians (read; creationists) are NOT ALLOWED to think for themselves. No doubt you told them that there would be hellfire-and-brimstone consequences for non-belief, and they were meekly forced to believe as you ordered.
Typical FREEPer bullshit.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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