Ashley Brianne #fundie

Ashley Brianne #fundie teens-4-christ.org

[Regarding a story where 5th-grade students are busted for having sex in a Louisiana class]

OMY!!! This totally Discusts me!!! my sister is 12!!!!! OMG!!!! I cannnot BELIEVE that this is happenin, especially in a rural area in th south!! I mean 10 years ago, you wouldn't HEAR OF THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well i ges since God isn't allowed in Schools then, out Kids can go to the devil now! Wow! I am astonished i have no idea wat to think or say!!!!! Its funny, that only 2% doesn't believe in God, yet we complain about how the World is going to hell in a hand basket, and WE STOP AT WORDS!! we don't do ne thing about it at all watsoever! I cannot believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine eye affecteth my heart!! wow!!!!!!!!!!1

["That's about the saddest thing I've ever heard. What in the WORLD would posess BABIES to enter into such an act. Well, I think we all know what posessed them, but where has the innocence of our children gone? So sad!"]

I know! There is no innocence any more Mrs Kristi! This is y it is our job as parents an older siblings to protect our childrens innocency. WHO CARES that people think we are shelterin or depriving our kids, I MEAN THEY ARE EXPOSED TO ENOUGH at Wal-Mart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! America needs to wake up before GOD WAKES IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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old comment by [b]RoseThorns[/b]

Normally, I wouldn't refute this nonsense, but I'm bored so, what the heck!
OMY!!! This totally Discusts me!!! my sister is 12!!!!! OMG!!!! I cannnot BELIEVE that this is happenin, especially in a rural area in th south!! Look, I'm SURE that you are not a very good speller, but I have a feeling that even your fellow posters would like it if you could tone down the insane abbreviations and caps lock, AND misspellings. Anyway, let's ignore the fact that this has been going on for, most likely, before human times. I see no reason to go crazy over it, but maybe that's why I'm not a fundy. I mean 10 years ago, you wouldn't HEAR OF THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You think this wasn't happening 10 years ago? Seriously? OK then. Where have you been living? Well i ges since God isn't allowed in Schools then, out Kids can go to the devil now! Wow! I am astonished i have no idea wat to think or say!!!!![/i Wait a second... God isn't allowed in schools? I must have missed the gigantic signs and billboards that say "NO GOD ALLOWED!" Am I going blind or something? To continue, I must say that it's not like public schools are wanting people to worship Satan or anything... they took prayer out of school, big whoop. I have a feeling that nobody is worshiping Satan because they went to school. Wait, I almost forgot, you guys want your children to be good and stupid, so that the endless chorus of mindless "Amen!"ing to Bro. Randy can continue to the next generation! Its funny, that only 2% doesn't believe in God, yet we complain about how the World is going to hell in a hand basket, and WE STOP AT WORDS!! Ermm... it's more like 15%, and that's not including Atheists that aren't in the closet. Also, that last part was totally incoherent to me. Can somebody explain what she's talking about? we don't do ne thing about it at all watsoever! I cannot believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine eye affecteth my heart!! wow!!!!!!!!!!1 ERmm... ok then. You are going to stop children from checking eachother out? Wow, please do tell how you are going to do that... also, I think Jesus mentioned something about when your eye offends thee, you should pluck it out? I wonder if that counts when you see something that you consider offensive as well? know! There is no innocence any more Mrs Kristi! WTF are you talking about? I've tried to not use appreciations, but I just had to here. 13 year olds aren't exactly innocent... oh, whatever. This is y it is our job as parents an older siblings to protect our childrens innocency. Yes, we can't have our children, doing, thinking, or knowing about sex! Let's deprive our kids of knowing about something so important until they are 19. Do you people not realize the concequences of this? WHO CARES that people think we are shelterin or depriving our kids, I MEAN THEY ARE EXPOSED TO ENOUGH at Wal-Mart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W..T..F? America needs to wake up before GOD WAKES IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You people act like God can't use his powers, except in extreme circumstances. If he doesn't like this, then why not fix it himself?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"OMY!!! This totally Discusts me!!! my sister is 12!!!!! OMG!!!! I cannnot BELIEVE that this is happenin, especially in a rural area in th south!! I mean 10 years ago, you wouldn't HEAR OF THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm just surprised Ashley didn't use the Caps Lock of Truth, to go along with all those exclamation marks.

But at least she didn't go down the Valley Speak route of using the word 'Like' as punctuation.

'Valley Speak' is an abomination on the English Language (more so than 'Text-speak' used by Chavs here in the UK, as normal conversational speech). Why? Let's take the above, and add some 'VS'-esque punctuation:

'OMY!!! This, like, totally Discusts me!!! my sister is, like, 12!!!!! OMG!!!! I cannnot, like, BELIEVE that this is, like, happenin, especially, like, in a rural area in, like, th south!! I mean, like, 10 years ago, you wouldn't, like, HEAR OF THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

And now, to demonstrate the infinite stupidity of 'Valley-Speak', and why it should warrant no less than a custodial sentence (with compulsory tutoring in the Queen's English), let's see how the same would look, if 'Like' was replaced with the opposite of that word: 'Hate':

'OMY!!! This, hate, totally Discusts me!!! my sister is, hate, 12!!!!! OMG!!!! I cannnot, hate, BELIEVE that this is, hate, happenin, especially, hate, in a rural area in, hate, th south!! I mean, hate, 10 years ago, you wouldn't, hate, HEAR OF THIS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I rest my case.

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