After the rapture I think there will be alot of job openings in places like North Carolina, South Carolina, Ga., Alabama, Arkansas,. Very few job openings in California, Oregon, Washington, Nevada, Utah.
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Good thing I live in the bible belt, maybe things will become sane afterwards!
Oh, and, 89% of all US citizens are Christians.
The "rapture" is a man made myth, thought up by Mr. Darby, and hijacked by Mr. Schofield, who then foisted this unscriptural doctrine upon an unwitting public that purchased all of the KJV-Schofield annotated bibles in the early part of the last century.
Nevertheless, your post reveals you to be the total fucktard that you most likely are.
Twit.
OP from thread:
Perhaps the rapture will be blamed on: Global warming ...UFO abductions, spiritual evolution (removing the misfit spirits), a new secret weapon that disintegrates people, parallel universe conversion or collision, excessive tilt of the Earth's axis hurling people into outer space, etc., etc.
What's your favorite explanation that will be believed by the masses left behind?"
When the rapture comes, God will find so many hypocrites in those places, that he won't want take them to Heaven.Paired with the fact that only certain dispensionalist Christian believe that, and that out of that, according to you, you're going to hell....................well, I think that people will think that some business went bankrupt.
Hallelujah! Are all the fundie rednecks moving out of SC, NC, Ga, Ala, and Ark, out to Ca, Or, Wa, Nev, and Utah? I live in one of those first states and we could use the jobs(plus the general increase in IQ). Let those rich Western states become backward low-paying third-world backwaters run by ignorant toadies of the far-right and religious clown colleges. Oh shit, I misread, it's after rapture.., we'll be stuck with these fruitloops forever. Thanks a fucking lot for building a guy's hopes up whitecorvette.
Huh... you know, Washington may have the greatest percentage of non-religious people out of all the states, but that's still only about 25%, last I checked. And if you knew anything about Washington, you'd realize the entire eastern half is Christian.
"And if you knew anything about Washington, you'd realize the entire eastern half is Christian."
That's pretty much the truth, MadameScarlet . The eastern half of Washington state is pretty much "Western Idaho"-rural economy and the same topography. Western Washington is much more like Oregon or California-urban, at least fairly good economy, and full of "liberal" tolerance. I consider myself to be agnostic, and many of the people I know around here are fairly towards that way about religion as well. Of course, there are Christian people here in the Seattle area (where I live) and athiests in Eastern Washington, but overall the eastern half of the state is much more overwhelmingly "Christian" than the western half.
And as someone else in this thread brilliantly mentioned earlier-a lot of those jobs are "McDonalds" type jobs that immigrants work where I live (in an urban area). I mean, the South has been decreasing in jobs since companies started moving to East Asia and Mexico, so I wouldn't want to work there anyway.
@Necronomikon: 89% Christian? Well, not really, you forgot, Catholics aren't Christian, neither are Unitarians, Methodists, Episcopalians, or any other breed of faith that ISN'T Fundie. In short, there probably only about 1-2 million who are acceptably Christian ENOUGH for whitecorvette.
“After the rapture I think there will be alot of job openings”
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