I like Sarah Palin. She's a God send. I love her stance against abortion. I think she is the most pro-life candidate who has ever run for anything. However, I don't think we will be here to vote nor do I think she will be around after the rapture to become VP. I believe Obama will win simply because all believers will not be around to vote. It isn't a time in history where anything good or positive is going to "turn America around". The tribulation, I believe, is about to be ushered in. I could be wrong, but all the signs are there, all the chess pieces are in place. We're just waiting for the curtain to go up.
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That's, right, the Rapture will happen before Election Day. No need to cast votes. Just stay at home on Election Day, yessir.
"Oh, man, now they're making me want the rapture almost as bad as they do!"
You and me both buddy. If I thought it would do any good I'd even pray for it.
... I could be wrong ...
Yep.
Won't you guys have egg on your face when Obama and Biden are raptured and McCain, Bush, Palin, her awful relgio-nazi preacher, and you guys are left because Jesus doesn't think you are liberal enough in following his word? Of course it won't happen because rapture isn't in Jesus's word!
I thought you were waiting for you to "go up" not the curtian.
Good, go and take McCain and Palin with you. Earth would be a much better place.
The tribulation, I believe, is about to be ushered in. I could be wrong, but all the signs are there, all the chess pieces are in place. We're just waiting for the curtain to go up.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Wow, they're REALLY narrowing down the deadline for the Rapture.
But hell, if this idiot's right, we're mere weeks away from a better world.
OK, so I'm far from an expert on American politics since I get most of my information from The Daily Show. But can a vice president really criminalise abortions? Even if she became president, isn't that beyond her power?
all the chess pieces are in place. We're just waiting for the curtain to go up.
Hell kind of chess game are you playing?
If the RR Tards stay at home on elecetion day there just might be a God.
OK, so I'm far from an expert on American politics since I get most of my information from The Daily Show. But can a vice president really criminalise abortions? Even if she became president, isn't that beyond her power?
The Constitution pretty much says that only Congress can make the laws and the President signs them into law. So no, the President here should not rule by decree.
'However, I don't think we will be here to vote nor do I think she will be around after the rapture to become VP.'
There isn't going to be any rapture, fucktard. Sorry to disappoint you.
YES!! The rapture is coming within a matter of weeks!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be telling the truth..dont you tease me! All of the fundies will be gone and the republican party would just have to dump their religious right platform. Just imagine American politics without Christian tug-of-wars... oh damn..this post just gave me a woody thinking about all those fundies flying off into the clouds! I will be dancing and cheering and giving out candy, taking their cars and left over houses and stuff! HOT DAMN!!!
" However, I don't think we will be here to vote nor do I think she will be around after the rapture to become VP. I believe Obama will win simply because all believers will not be around to vote."
So, here exactly one year after the election, tell me, how did that work out for you?
"Well, what is your costume today?
Well, how do you plead? An actor indeed
If everyone was listening you know
Supertramp: If Everyone Was Listening (excerpt)
This is actually a song fundies might like as they could interpret most of it to their wacked beliefs. However it's got other songs surrounding it that would hurt their narrow sensibilities
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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