Is Ted Cruz secretly the frontman of Christian metal band Stryper?
Presidential candidate and suspected Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz may be hiding another dark secret from the American public. Is he actually the lead singer of pioneering Christian metal band Stryper?
Consider the evidence—one very funny viral Facebook post:
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