When I was in 3rd grade. No one play with me cause I was new kid in the school. I'd just happen to look up towards the woods. I saw a big shadow. First I rub my eyes not just once but twice. Then Just making sure I'd look around at the other kids shadows to made sure. The big shadow was high has the woods. It's spoke to my heart and it said, "Don't be afraid. God sent me to comfort you and remind you that he's always be with you."
When I found out that my mom pray to God that night before to send angels comfort me. That was the icey on the cake.
I hope that would explained it.
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"it said, "Don't be afraid. God sent me to comfort you and remind you that he's always be with you."
The angel talked just like you?
S said: "This ones been posted before. The kid (mentally anyway) is clearly delusional, but it doesn't mean we have to double up the scorn."
I don't think so. I couldn't find this one anywhere in the Search archive.
I've seen this quote before....
I don't think that they wouldn't play with you because you were new, either....
Fishcakes-"I believe this is the most coherent post Mr LoneWolf has ever made. Bravo."
I agree, which is pretty sad because:
"high has the woods"
Yes, pretty sad indeed.
Does anyone else suspect that English might only be his second, third,,,, or even fourth language ?
Okay, you gotta admit: That was some cute fundy there. Crazy, but cute.
If he followed me home I'd most likely keep him for a pet.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
Also, repeat.
"When I was in 3rd grade. No one play with me cause I was new kid in the school"
That was last year,,,,, this year is probably no better for him
Icy cake would be gross, it would probably have a weird gritty texture. I'm gonna have to pass it up.
Also, either hallucinating, or LFJ.
"I hope that would explained it."
Yeah, well, it didn't. Mostly because you have a tenuous grasp of language, grammar, syntax, spelling and punctuation. You also have a propensity toward bizarre phrase construction, even when dealing with well known idioms such as your quaint little "icey on the cake" bit, which I particularly enjoyed.
B'duuhhurrrhurrr.*
[*my brain hurts]
I'm not going to say anything about the spelling or grammar, because I am convinced this guy is mentally handicapped.
But at 23 you should be out of the childhood delusion stage.
This is all weirdly pagan. It's as if he has a spirit familiar who happens to be an angel.
Should someone let him know? Naaaaaahhhh... let his crazy preacher figure it out. Mmm, fundie exorcisms -- even more ridiculous than the Catholic kind.
When I was in the 3rd Grade, I had few friends and felt lonely, so I made up pretendy friends, too. Then I grew up a bit, learned more social skills, and made lots of real live friends.
LoneWolf1984 hasn't mastered the growing up part, yet.
Of course, I didn't come from a crazy fundy household, with a mother who prays for angels, so I had an advantage over LoneWolf1984.
at first sight this is so amusing and fundie, but after a time of reflection it is sad. Either this guy doesn't use English as his first language, or he is "damaged". Either way, it seems a bit cruel, especially when he is just spouting about his loneliness and how only god would befriend him. And at a guess I'd say he's only 24 (a lifetiem ago for me); still too young to see that the world is and its people can be, amazing and beautiful.
Sorry to seem "soppy" but it's a sunny day for the first time in ages, and I'm actually feeling pleasant
Based on the spelling errors and incoherent nature of this journal entry, I would have to guess that LoneWolf1984 is mentally challenged. As such, I'm frankly appalled at some of the comments in this discussion thread. It's fine to mock an otherwise intelligent individual that holds beliefs such as those put forth in this post, but it crosses the line when you make fun of a mentally-challenged individual who is most likely incapable of forming his own opinion based on evidence.
We already knew he was probably insane, so finding out he had delusions as a child makes sense.
Though IMO Lonewolf is just a really hilarious troll, but that's me.
For the longest time, I just assumed English wasn't LW's mother tongue. Now, though, I'm starting to think it's not even a fucking option.
Is this what happens when lobotomy patients find a keyboard?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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