jesusismysavior1987 #fundie

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Atheists here’s —
Atheists here’s some more questions. Also if the Bible’s a fairytale, then why are scientists and other people discovering artifacts and other findings that are mentioned in the Bible? I’ll use examples, chariot wheels, horses and human bones found in the Red Sea where the Exodus took place.

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"Atheists here’s some more questions. Also if the Bible’s a fairytale, then why are scientists and other people discovering artifacts and other findings that are mentioned in the Bible?"

Homer mentioned Troy and the associated war. That doesn't mean the Greeks built a giant fucking wooden horse and hid inside it.

Not to mention that I've seen Japan utterly decimated by a rather large and angry lizard numerous times yet, as far as I can tell, Japan is still there.

Just because an historical city and/or person is mentioned in your Wholly Babble does not mean everything else it says is automatically true.

"I’ll use examples, chariot wheels, horses and human bones found in the Red Sea where the Exodus took place."

Wyatt was a fraud. He ranked up there with Hovind.

Your supposed "chariot wheels" have been identified by actual archeologists as ballast. As far as I'm aware, no human or horse bones have been found.

old comment by John

Atheists, here’s some more questions: If Sherlock Holmes is a fairy tale, how come there's an actual Baker Street in London? Ha ha! Answer me that!

The same guy who "found" Noah's Ark has found a coral formation that looks like a wheel. Someone previously claimed to find an eight spoked wheel like those used c. 1400 BC and a human bone, but both seem to have disappeared. Notice how a non-existent bone and a wheel-like piece of coral have become "chariot wheels, horses and human bones" in the fundamentalist mythology. When Bible fanatics find stuff, they seem to be amazingly careless about keeping track of it after it has done its job of getting into some magazine or newspaper and getting passed around by gullible fundies.

old comment by Brain_In_A_Jar

Then why can't mankind find the following items anywhere on Earth:
1) the cross on which Jesus was crucified

Well, I gather there was a time when you might, if you had the right connections and status, be permitted to gaze upon on a true fragment of the cross, carefully guarded in some house of worship (there's probably churches and monasteries in areas with a higher than average background level of gullibility that still do it). The catch is, if you'd taken the time to shop around you'd probably have found enough "true fragments" for several crosses - talk about miracles! Same deal with a lot of the other alleged holy relics, apparently.

old comment by Vince

I want to go on record as rubbing in your face that when we find normal explainable human bones next to a know civilization it must somehow prove your story about a sequence of exact events.

human bones, horse bones, chariot parts in the red sea. thus, they must have died all at the same time in the middle of the sea, they must have been on foot at this time, only god could have moved the water, not drought or proposed volcanic activity or natural events of any other kind, god. they couldn't have fallen off a boat, they were on foot. god did it. thus whole bible is true.

you then act like this is somehow flawless.

but when we find a T rex skull, and make the conclusion of "this creature existed" it's all total unbelievable bullshit. must be faked.

I will save this for a later date to make as clear a point as possible to anyone in the discussion that your a fucking moron.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"then why are scientists and other people discovering artifacts and other findings that are mentioned in the Bible? I’ll use examples, chariot wheels, horses and human bones found in the Red Sea where the Exodus took place."

That's the Reed Sea (a mistranslation, I think you'll find). But still no 'Ark' to this day I wonder why...? Ancient Egypt & China, and all that jazz...!) Ships sank. You'll find remains all over the bottom of the Mediterranean; and not just of Moses & co., and not just in the Red Sea.

It's how they found the Antikythera Mechanism. And when once reconstructed, it was found to be the first programmable computer. And with it's relatively small size, portability and various functions, it was effectively the first tablet computer; with apps.

Yes, that's right: the ancient Greeks were a forward-thinking lot, seeing as how they'd predated the iPad & Android devices. Now why wasn't that mentioned in your precious 'Bible', hmmmmmm?! Ergo, next question.

...and speaking of things Greek:

"Also if the Bible’s a fairytale"

'If.' [/Spartan Laconic Wit]

@SleepNeed

"So by this guy's logic the Harry Potter books are also real. Because there is a city in England called London, which has a train station named King's Cross (I know because I've been there)"

And there's even a sign saying 'Platform 9¾'.

So I'd love to see jesusismysavior1987 walk through that section of wall directly underneath such (after all, jeezis-boy, it is so written - like your Bible - therefore it must be true, amirite?!). As would the station staff there; the sight of this dumb cunt fundie 'testing his 'faith', but only looking like one of those old 'Bump & Go' toys of yore that's broken (as would be his nose) would please them greatly. They need a good laugh! >:D

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