The Christian version is the only correct one because it is true and is documented from the very beginning. All other creation stories can't be true if the Christian version is true.
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"The Christian version is the only correct one because it is true and is documented from the very beginning. All other creation stories can't be true if the Christian version is true."
From the very beginning of what? You ARE aware that Judaism is much, much older than Christianity, aren't you? And that Buddhism and Hinduism are even older? Right? Right?
Many of the other creation stories are also older than Christianity. How do you explain them?
Don't you mean the Jewish version? Or the Jewish/Christian version? You realize that Genesis is a book in the Hebrew Bible too, right?
The Islamic creation story is pretty darned similar. Given that Genesis 1 and 2 contradict each other at several points, why not throw in the Islamic version too? It documents the whole thing "from the very beginning" as well.
For that matter, what creation story is not "documented from the very beginning"? Isn't that the whole point of a creation story?
Aside from the nonsensical and circular nature of his "argument", I really dig the name of the website where he posted it.
Unfortunately the link is no longer working, because something called "Creation, Dinosaurs and the Flood" can only be a huge belly laugh.
The circular logic! It WHIRLS!
So, uh. How about those pre-Christian Babylonian myths that were blatantly jacked, eh?
Edit: Spam plow required, Aisle 5 please, Distind!
So wait... did god have a stenographer that wrote everything he did down?
"Oh, sorry, Jehova, I missed that, can you repeat that?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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