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SATAN POSSESSES A PERSON...........THE DEMONIAC MARK OF POSSESSION. MARK5:1-20.... STRENGTH, CRYING, CUTTING HIMSELF, RAVING LUNATIC,PULLING OFF HIS CLOTHES.NUDITY............. OFTEN GOES ALONG WITH DEMON POSSESSION.SKITSOPHRENICS........ DUAL PERSONALITY... FIRST WORSHIPING AND THEN, I RENOUNCE THEE.

PHYSIC ABILITY...... I KNOW YOU! YOU’RE JESUS!
A DEMON CONTROLLED HIS VOICE IT SPOKE THROUGH HIM:
MY NAME IS LEGION. ............ I KNOW THIS MAN......................HIS NAME IS JOHN............
HOW CAN A MAN LIKE THIS TRULY RECEIVE JESUS...........?
WITHOUT A SPECIAL TOUCH FROM JESUS?
JOHN HAS FEWER DEMONS.....BUT HIS ATTRIBUTES ARE THE SAME
AS LISTED ABOVE.PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS SALVATION..........
ONE MOMENT HE CRIES FOR SALVATION.... AND PRAYS TO JESUS
THE NEXT HE SAYS......................... HE IS THE BEST WORKER SATAN HAS EVER HAD...........HE CLAIMS HIS........................ GREAT STRENGTH........ COMES FROM SATAN.........

THE POLICE HAVE A HISTORY OF HIM................AND KNOW IT WILL TAKE NO LESS THAN SEVEN STRONG MEN TO TAKE HIM DOWN.............THAT’S WITHOUT A BULLET.
HE INJURES HIMSELF .....................PUTS HIS BODY IN PLACES WHERE IT COULD BE INJURED OR KILLED .............HE USUALLY GETS INJURED.
HE HAS ESCAPED DEATH 4 TIMES.........RUNS DOWN THE STREET IN A BATH TOWEL......... THAT KEEPS FALLING OFF.........
OR HE WEARS LOOSE COTTON SHORTS HE CUT SO HIGH AND NO UNDERWEAR...........AND THEN HE RUNS....... NAKED???
RUNNING.........................SCREAMING AND YELLING VULGAR OBSCENITIES!SOMETIMES HE IS THE NICEST PERSON..............YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW.

AND THEN HE IS THAT OTHER GUY..........

HIS EYES ARE ORIGINALLY BLUE...........
....HIS EYES TURN GREEN AND ITS SAID THEY GLOW IN THE DARK.
HIS VOICE CHANGES........AND HE BECOMES EVIL............ [it goes on and on like this]

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