[In a secular society such as we live in today, marriage is a civil ceremony.]
Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society.
[In many European countries as well as Mexico and some South American countries, the marriage is complete and valid upon the completion of the registration with the clerk or registrar, no religious service is involved.]
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.
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Hm I have to disagree,
It doesn´t matter wether you think that people are properly married only with a religious ceremony.
"Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
Did you marry in an islamic ceremoney? No? Then you aren't married because islam is the real religion.
"Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society."
Sorry, from what I can see your god isn't in control of jack nor shit.
"Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
Did "GOD" sign the guestbook? Thought not. Then as far as anyone knows he wasn't there.
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD. Only in fundamentalist America, And only since the early 1990s,
Funny how Usenet kook, Puke, feels that he has the authority to speak on the subject of marriage.
Considering that the old fool never has gotten married and takes all of his advice from the vigin male in a skirt, the pope.
Irony, thy name is Duke.
You fail at red herrings.
"Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
Then what's your problem? Let them marry, give them the legal benefits. It's not marriage in your eyes, so it's not gay marriage as a consequence, right?
No, it has not always been defined as such. God wasn't invited to my wedding and I'll hold up my state marriage license against your bible any day of the week.
Who are you to say what god deems appropriate and who are you to judge in his place?
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.[/]
He's right. If Thor doesn't sanctify your marriage, it doesn't count!
Except the concept of marriage in a church is relatively new one. Historically, marriage was a private agreement between two families. The pair agreed that they were married, set up a household, and, dammit, they were married. This continued for a very long time and it's only in the past couple of hundred years that has changed.
Even in America, on the frontier, do you seriously think all marriages took place in churches? No, again, the concept of "we agree, therefore we are married" prevailed. Divorce was likewise informal.
Do you ever wonder, dumbass, why the "if anyone knows any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace" part is in a wedding? It comes from an earlier era, when neither churches nor governments had records of previous marriages, because marriage wasn't in churches, and wasn't registered by the government. It was a private agreement, which was why there had to be a reading of the bans, so that the public would have a way to prevent bigamy.
Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society.
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.
"union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
So, don't get married behind lead shields, is that what you're saying?
" . . . defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
I think you need to check your dictionary. And no, your bible does not count as a dictionary.
Well, that's actually pretty good, then. Since everybody south of the Rio Grande is living in fornicateful sinfulness, we norteamericanos can go about our normal sinful lives knowing that Yahweh's frothing-at-the-mouth anger is directed at Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, etc.
That's gotta be a much-higher per capita sin ratio than a few gay marriages and "innocent dead babies," right?
Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society.
Well, if he is in control, the logical conclusion is that he is satisfied with the way things are, including marriage being a civil ceremony.
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.
Damn peeping tom!
"marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD."
...and that man's 299 other wives, and his 600 concubines, and naturally, divorce is still illegal, and adultery is punishable by death, as well as even glancing at a woman you aren't married to.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
As I said, any damn fool can get "married". You don't have to sign the register. You can get married as many times as you want. However you can't indulge in that within the civil marriage register.
And a lot of people take clerk weddings. It gives large bonuses to living together without the hellish cost of a marriage.
God is a figment of your imagination and as such controls nothing. In fact you've made it quite obvious that you dictate his will in teh same way that every other religious person decides what god does or doesn't like. If an all powerful all knowing being existed he'd be consistent, not to mention fight his own battles.
Then they are not married, as marriage always has been defined as a union between one man and one woman IN THE SIGHT OF GOD.
Not in the United States it isn't. No theist component is required for marriage.
Dumb fucking cunt.
Stop confusing a religious ceremony with marriage, ok?
Ok, and the sight of God has anything to do with finances and other rights that are granted by the civil authority?. And all those marriages of people of other religions or in other countries, why should they be considered valid, following your stupid logic?
So - Muslims are properly married? JWs are properly married, Catholics are properly married?
They are all married in the sight of their god (or gods)
Or are you saying that unless someone gets married in a ceromony that recognises YOUR god they are not properly married - that would nullify about 95% of marriages!
Here in Sweden we have both church marriage and civil marriage. Both are as valid legally. There is debate now whether we should remove the marriage from Church alltogether. They will still have the blessing part, but not the legal part. The majority, however, likes the church marriage, so it'll probably stay. The neutral gender marriage seems to have a majority on its side.
Marriage hasn't always been defined as a union in the sight of God. Countries with other religions also have marriage. Chinese people marry, as do Buddhists and Hindus. There have probably been marriages since before recorded history, long before this God was invented. People married in Pagan times too.
@Sanity
"God is still in control of your 'secular' society."
Well, shit. Did someone tell Obama, Congress, and the Supreme Court? I guess they can all just go home early, right?
I got married in a government office (where, incidentally, some architect with a sense of humour put the marriages office right next to the mens' toilet).
There was no mention of God anywhere in our vows. So when my wife wakes up I will have the unpleasant task of telling her that we are not actually married.
Or maybe you're just an idiot who's out of tune with reality?
Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society.
Let me guess. "Duke", 'coincidentally' it's you who knows exactly what this god wants? So with this statement, what you really want is that we obey YOU, don't you? "Duke", you know, it's the ultimate blasphemy to declare oneself to be a god... as a good christian, you must repent now immediately, otherwise you will burn in your hell forever.
“Sorry, God still is in control in your "secular" society.”
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