Sodomy is not a light or transient crime. It is an abomination (Lev. 18:22). It is the culmination of man's apostasy and hostility toward God and His Church (Rom. 1:18-32). For lawmakers and judges to approve of sodomy brings eternal damnation upon themselves (Rom. 13:2) and God's righteous judgment of death on the society as a whole (Gen. 19:24, II Pet. 2:6).
Therefore, such lawmakers and judges are not only anti-Christian by approving of sodomy, they make the civil government a vile cesspool from which the abominations vomit out across the land. By displaying such a contempt for the administration of Justice, such civil officials are not only the source of the defilement (Lev.18:24-25), they are the criminals (Rom.1:32), and a hostile enemy authorizing the destruction of the society in which we live (Jude 7).
Not only should Christian men fight for the safety of their families by demanding that these civil officials repent, or resign from office immediately, Christians should be demanding the strongest laws and punishments against sodomy be put into effect so as to cleanse the pestilence from our society. (Lev. 20:13)
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As Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer said in Good Morning, Vietnam , "I've never seen anyone so in need of a blowjob in my life." (May not be the exact quote, but close enough.)
Sodomy is not a light or transient crime.
That's true. Where I live it's not a crime at all.
It is the culmination of man's apostasy and hostility toward God and His Church (Rom. 1:18-32).
It's the culmination of desire and a willing sexual partner.
For lawmakers and judges to approve of sodomy brings eternal damnation upon themselves (Rom. 13:2) and God's righteous judgment of death on the society as a whole (Gen. 19:24, II Pet. 2:6).
Your god is an asshole.
Not only should Christian men fight for the safety of their families by demanding that these civil officials repent, or resign from office immediately, Christians should be demanding the strongest laws and punishments against sodomy be put into effect so as to cleanse the pestilence from our society.
Vomiting cheap tripe about the evils of sodomy (which includes oral sex) probably isn't the best way to motivate the vast majority of the electorate.
Same logic as before. One, a very significant percentage of people in this country and in the world, ARE NOT CHRISTIAN, and are not practicing Christian. Second, none of the laws of the country is based on the OT or are religiously inspired. And third, we are not semi-nomad people. Finally, families are well protected without the need to bash homosexuals. So, your rant is over NOTHING.
"Abomination" just refers to something considered merely unclean, if you look at the most original copies of the Bible available. That explains why the Bible also considers comparatively minor things (wearing mixed fabrics) to also be an "abomination."
I didn't care to read past the first two sentences.
And that's just why there are far more harsh punishments in the bible for things you would find trivial and participate in. Damn those homosexuals for existing.
And the bible verse in the OT isn't against homosexuals, it's against men having sex with other men, so platonic homosexuals are just fine by God's standards.
Eating shrimp is not a light or transient crime. It is an abomination (Lev. 11:10). Therefore, such lawmakers and judges are not only anti-Christian by approving of shrimp, they make Red Lobster a vile cesspool from which the abominations vomit out across the land. Christians should be demanding the strongest laws and punishments against the Seaside Shrimp Trio be put into effect so as to cleanse the pestilence from our society.[/sarcasm]
Guess what? The court does not give a fuck what your Bible says. Your Bible can say in plain letters "Thou shalt kill all fucking sodomites," but it does not matter. We do not care about the Bible when it comes to law, as the First Amendment and the Treat of Tripoli demonstrate.
"Sodomy is not a light or transient crime."
You're right! It's not a crime at all.
"It is an abomination (Lev. 18:22)."
Yes, according to your Bible, sodomy between two males, is an abomination.
"It is the culmination of man's apostasy and hostility toward God and His Church (Rom. 1:18-32)."
Uh, no. I've been an outspoken apostate for decades, and I am often hostile to Xian dogmas, but I have never performed sodomy with another man.
"For lawmakers and judges to approve of sodomy brings eternal damnation upon themselves (Rom. 13:2)"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you made your sin offerings, burnt offering, wave offerings and heave offerings to your God today? No? Well, if God was real he'd be sending you to hell, too.
"and God's righteous judgment of death on the society as a whole (Gen. 19:24, II Pet. 2:6)."
What is righteous about wholesale slaughter for the "sins" of some individuals?
"Therefore, such lawmakers and judges are not only anti-Christian by approving of sodomy,"
One shouldn't oppress a harmless, private activity because the idea of it offends someone else's religious tenets.
"they make the civil government a vile cesspool from which the abominations vomit out across the land."
No, though freedom of speech does allow YOU to vomit your shitty ideas across the internet.
"By displaying such a contempt for the administration of Justice, such civil officials are not only the source of the defilement (Lev.18:24-25),"
All homosexual sodomy is performed by civil officials?
"they are the criminals (Rom.1:32),"
Since when is it criminal to pass laws affording homosexuals equal rights?
"and a hostile enemy authorizing the destruction of the society in which we live (Jude 7)."
No. No decriminalizing homosexual sodomy is a needed step in affording homosexuals equal citizenship.
"Not only should Christian men fight for the safety of their families by demanding that these civil officials repent, or resign from office immediately,"
Apparently, only the men need voice their opinions.
"Christians should be demanding the strongest laws and punishments against sodomy be put into effect so as to cleanse the pestilence from our society. (Lev. 20:13)"
No. Even if such a law was passed, how would you enforce it? I mean, I'm against anyone having any kind of sex on the counter at Burger King, but in the privacy of their own homes, what others do is none of you business, Jim.
Alright, this is really pissing me off. SODOMY is a word taken directly from the bible, from the kingdom of Sodom. Sodom is where people anally raped others for fucking laughs. That is why it was evil and destroyed. Every last person, because they couldn't find a non-sinner, remember? So biologically there could be no Sodomites left, and a male homosexual is not a rapist. Truth be told, most don't even like anal at all, because it's bloody uncomfortable. And just bloody bloody, if done incorrectly. So most get by on love (and BJs) which is a lot more than I can say for a fundamentalist Christian who apparently NEEDS SECHS SO HARD that he'll RAPE his wife for it.
EDIT: Also, the hero of that twisted story? Yeah, he offered up his DAUGHTERS to be raped by the whole town to save his own sorry ass. Literally. What a guy!
I can hear the call of Hurricane, ROFL
Your words shall rest on earth no more!
-Misheard lyrics from "Wishmaster" by Nightwish, which has nothing to do with the subject being discussed at the moment, I just felt like saying it.
Burn the heathens! With their hard, pulsating manhoods and their... slow, firm caresses... so tender... for... uh... i-it is an abomination unto the sight of the LORD, who hateth all men who grasp one another in loving embrace... whispering in... husky voices...
Dammit, where's my gun?!
Sodomy is not a light or transient crime. It is an abomination (Lev. 18:22). It is the culmination of man's apostasy and hostility toward God and His Church...
I never really understood why it is that the omnipotent and omniscient lord of the universe cares who we have sex with. Why the hell would he give a shit? Plus, how is having consensual sex with someone of the same sex the "culmination of hostility toward god"? It does not cause anyone any harm; least of all any harm to god. Although, he was having trouble with those chariots of iron.
Jim Rude, you do realize that the vast majority of Christians are sodomites? Seriously... they may not be gay, but they do routinely practice oral sex and yes, even anal sex. (I've even heard rumors of a Christian-based sex aid catalog that includes anal lube as one of its products... rumors not yet confirmed, however.)
(but then again, most fundies take one rumor as "solid proof" so it's probably true...)
Sodomy is not a light or transient crime. It is an abomination (Lev. 18:22). Leviticus also says that women wearing men's clothing is an abomination, but how come the fundy homophobes don't want to burn down the Levi Jeans factory?
Again, this is why I think Christians should only read the New Testatment. After all the OT has nothing to do with Jesus, in fact it's the Hebrew Bible, and all it does is put these horrible ideas in their heads which go against what Jesus taught in the NT.
Working On The Sabbath is not a light or transient crime. It is spoken out against in the Ten Commandments. (Ex.9-11). It is the culmination of man's apostasy and hostility toward God and His creation. For lawmakers and judges to approve of working on the Sabbath brings eternal damnation upon themselves and God's righteous judgment of death on the society as a whole.
People who dare to work on the Sabbath should be stoned to death, in accordance with Numbers 15.32-6.
"Christians should be demanding the strongest laws and punishments against sodomy be put into effect so as to cleanse the pestilence from our society."
They should be demanding severe punishments to hypocrites who quote Leviticus yet don't follow all it's laws. I'd recommend a stoning to death for you Jim to help cleanse our society of bigoted filth.
According to some sources, sodomy is every sexual act that isn't The Missionary.
Crimes are acts that actually hurt other human beings. Having a bit of the old 69 doesn't hurt anyone, on the contrary; it's rather pleasant.
Jimmy-boy, I hope you have never eaten shellfish, or wore clothes of mixed fabrics, or tolerated a disobedient child.
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