I spent time this Christmas explaining to my close family the relevance of God's headship and our need to fully subordinate ourselves below and to Him. I asked: "What was satans sin?" and thankfully received the immediate answer: "To be on the level of God Himself." ... and it was easy to amplify with "... and ensure we don't do that."
It was beautiful to watch the "duckmen" line up behind Phil this month. When they issued the statement: "We cannot see ourselves going forward without our Patriarch at the helm." Patriarch, I had not heard that word in a long time. Those "boys" honored their Dad. They said, if it costs us, so be it. We stand behind our "Patriarch, our Dad." Their unity was an honor to watch unfold in the face of potential great loss.
Explaining to my girls the need to submit to the headship of their husbands and all of us to submit to God's headship. That God desired that we "do what He said to do" as in "obey Him." God did not say that we needed to fully understand the "whys" behind our obedience. Just trust in Him. That what He wants for us IS the best.
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Moose, you and your brood and the duck people can believe anything you effing want. I personally believe you are mentally ill and the duckers are out to milk fools like you for every dime you have.
And the funniest thing? Fools like you think the duckers are just A-OK for the con job.
Most adults don't blindly follow orders from anyone. To say this sad fuck is delusional, ignorant, and sick is putting it mildly. If you want to model your life after trashy reality TV you've basically failed at everything.
Hopefully the kids grow out of the brainwashing before it's too late.
Am I beginning to see the light? Are the secret proofs of Bible God something to do with advanced poeing? Is Bible God actually the God of Poe? It seems that even if you are just a genuinely gullible person, you have to behave as if you are, in fact, a poe, if you want to be a proper God botherer.
Slowly, a picture is emerging of landmark-bridge owners, flight, a unique concept of time-measurement, and poe-loving super beings.
I feel that I'm getting closer to the truth with each revelation from RR. Good news indeed.
What if Gobs doesn't exist? What if Gobs is female?
I don't think wanting to be Gobs is Stan's sin. I'm pretty sure Stan just felt discomforted by Gobs' unfair rule.
Less specifically, Goomy and Arceus, the anti-Goomy, are fighting in an outer dimension. Goomy created the universe, but Arceus created the idea of Gobs to glorify himself. When Goomy came in and saw what was happening, he led the people to believe that Gobs created evil too. They could not handle this. Arceus was angry and created the idea of Stan for the purpose of smearing his character.
"I spent time this Christmas explaining to my close family the relevance of God's headship"
You guys sure know how to party...
As for the rest, you want to submit to something, fine, just don't claim it will all work out, because you have been wrong too many times for you to continue predicting the future. Any time now, isn't it?
It's amazing how you people support a family that has just spent the last few years lying and pretending to be things they aren't. It's getting to the point now that I think Fundies ONLY believe liars and pretenders.
That show is complete bullshit from day one. It once was, a decade ago where a reality show depicted unique people and their lives, then as it got to repetitive they added ideas or conflicts to make drama or at least some activity. For several years now though, they start with bullshit from episode one.
And you Fundies eat it up like the lies you've been raised on.
I thought Lucifer's sin was to be too proud to grovel before humans (a creature of light abasing himself before a creature of dust).
Rather silly knowing how petty YHWH was, but still....
I asked: "What was satans sin?"
According to the OT? Nothing... Satan never sinned, he only did what God desired of him.
According to the NT? Nothing... Satan will not sin until such time as God desires him to rule the world.
Weird thing about this? Satan will be doing EXACTLY WHAT GOD COMMANDS... and will still be punished for it. This God character is a fucking dick!
I'm sure your kids know just what to say to get you to shut up quickly.
"We cannot see ourselves going forward without our Patriarch at the helm."
"we WILL reap eternal life with Him in a place so beautiful "no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor mind conceived what awaits those that love Him...""
Sure it won't get..tedious after, say, 1000 years?
You know using the anti gay rhetoric he did is probably why there are so many duckpeople. Many may not even have seen his show otherwise. All it took was appealing to your prejudices and using the Bible to reinforce them. And as you purchase their merchandise, they milk you for your worth, and I doubt they even say thank you as they laugh to the bank
..."and you know what? ... it WILL all work out! ... just as He said, just as He promised! ... we WILL reap eternal life with Him in a place so beautiful"...
I'm reminded of the old Warner Bros. 'toon Rabbit Hood, where poor dumb Little John keeps heralding the arrival of Robin Hood who keeps leaving him hanging.
"Duh, don't you worry! Never fear! Jesus Christ will soon be here!"
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Satan doesn't exist, and nor does sin.
You want your girls to submit to their husbands? What if your sons-in-law like sodomy (as in anal sex)?
I don't remember my dad giving me or my sister any speech like that. He wanted us to be happy and do whatever we want in life (as long as it doesn't harm anyone else, of course). My mom wanted 16 grandchildren, as she has four children she wanted us to have four each. I have not been able to produce any children, my sister has two, my oldest younger brother has two and my youngest younger brother hasn't had any children, yet. But my mom hasn't pushed any of us to produce more grandchildren, as it's our prerogative how many children we have.
"What was satans sin?" and thankfully received the immediate answer: "To be on the level of God Himself."
And what is BigMoose's sin? To step into God's shoes and tell the rest of us what he thinks God wants. He should reread the Third Commandment (or the second, if you're a Catholic).
I'm not sure what it is exactly, but something in this post makes me uneasy.
Maybe because it comes off as overly manic & delirious.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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