Too bad there were not evolution scientists there to be burnt! We now have to suffer with evolution and we can't even kill or at least arrest scientists who mock GOD!
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Sing along with Mel Brooks now:
"...the Inquisition, what a show! The Inquisition, here we go!..."
Not being allowed to kill people who disagree with your religion must take all the fun out of being a evangelical fundy. Ah, for the glorious days of old, when it was so much easier to spread the faith! Some how, trying to persuade people to believe in jebus by appealing to reason just doesn't have the same effect as a good, old-fashioned stoning.
Everytime someone like you says something like that, freedom of speech and freedom of religion seem a little less necessary.
You do more to undermine these things by making it appear that fundamentalists are all violent murderous dickheads than a gay conspiracy ever could.
Totalitarians for Jesus, April 2008, Part 3:
"...we can't even kill or at least arrest scientists who mock GOD!"
That statement was prefaced with, "If theistards had their way, scientists would still be burnt at the stake."
The writer was obviously being sarcastic.
Witch/Evolutionist Trials for Jesus!
Edit: Oh, and apparently, a hit and run Poe as well...
If it were so true, you wouldn't need to do so. No matter how many people you kill, if evolution is right, it's right.
No, you can't. That's called human decency and respect for your fellow man. Something along the lines of what Jesus taught, I believe.
If you want an American/World Taliban, you're barking from the wrong direction.
"Too bad there were not evolution scientists there to be burnt! We now have to suffer with evolution and we can't even kill or at least arrest scientists who mock GOD!"
Care to explain to me why an omnipotent deity would need people to stand up for it? If I insult it and it doesn't like it then your deity is more than welcome to set me straight. You , on the other hand, can fuck off. If your deity existed you wouldn't have to defend it.
Not a poe. This theistard was quoting me when I said 'if theistards had their way, scientists would still be burnt at the stake'. He then responded with this incredible bigoted anti-scientific fucktarded rant.
Idiots like this should move to a cave somewhere and live their anti-scientific lives there.
"Yet they take full advantage of the modern society that the evil Scientists have provided.
Get thee back to thy dirt farm surf."
I don't wanna live on a dirt farm :*(
@ SurfinSeaOtter
Anyway, seems to be a sarcastic comment that was taken out of context. Do we have to check every background on every comment brought here? I guess we do.
"Too bad there were not evolution scientists there to be burnt! We now have to suffer with evolution and we can't even kill or at least arrest scientists who mock GOD!"
And how our roasting of your 'God' must equally char your cookies, pal! >:D
Kitzmiller vs.Dover is here to stay (PROTIP: Romans 13:1-5), and if you so much as think of immolating anyone who doesn't think as you do, then - if you live in the relevant state - you could be fried in the electric chair! This is our world: Planet Reality. Where Atheism is superior . Where Rule of Law is God. SUFFER, bitches!
Evolution exists. It's a mechanism that describes how populations of organisms change over time. It existed before anybody ever heard of it or gave it a name, and instead of "suffering" it, you have benefited from it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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