One of my favourite CAPnormalities is from his review of World Trade Center. In prior reviews, he's made it very clear that showing two unmarried people in any sort of intimate physical contact is a big no-no (points off in the "Sexual Immorality" column of his ratings system). So, surely, a married couple snuggling in bed shouldn't be so sinful, right?
While there are two instances of a man and a woman in bed together (two pair of stage husband and wife), no intercourse or associated nudity were noted. The reason this is brought up is that, though it is not sinful for a husband and wife to be engaged in intimate affairs, it is for a man and a woman not married. None of the actors/actresses were married to each other.
So, he's against showing bad things on-screen because children won't understand that they're not real and believe that they're okay, and he's against something like the above because children will understand that they're not real and believe that the real underlying "immorality" (two unmarried people having (pretend) sex) is okay. As Brain_In_A_Jar mentioned earlier, this is the sort of logic that's required to condemn movie after movie for the depiction of "demonic" magic, regardless of its alleged source, while heaping a metric fuckton of praise upon the (possibly even) "angelic" feats performed by Mary Poppins.
His righteousness and zealotry is really most blatant in the whole rationale for the site's existance. Sure, we heathen atheists can't possibly understand his true devotion to Saving The Children, and instead read into his reviews a clear disgust of that cesspool called Hollywood, but he is honestly thinking only of the children. He's trying his best to save them from parents who refuse to abide by the ratings given to movies and let the poor innocents be corrupted by such filth. For surely his Godly rating system is so potent that even those who would ignore the MPAA ratings clearly placed on every movie ad and poster would seek out the CAPAlert website and realize just how restricted that restricted movie really is! "Why, I was willing to overlook a few sex scenes, tons of violence, and a baker's gross of f-bombs, but now that I find it also contains our Lord's name used in vain with the four letter expletive (like "damn" is the only four-letter expletive!), I can't risk my child's eternal soul! Darn you, MPAA, for tempting my child into eternal damnation!" (Or would that be "darnation"?)
Yeah, right.
