[In discussing the two window washers that fell to their deaths when the cherry picker they were in overturned]
Does anybody think that these freak things are happening because the evil biengs are in a uproar. I totally think that demons can do stuff like that. Maybee they know thier gig is up soon and so the want to take as many people as thay can. Just my opinion.
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If demon can do virtually anything bad under the sun, the whole Christian theology is meaningless. Because with demons, there is no free will. Without free will, no sin.
Someone died in an accident - IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!!
There's some weather today - IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!!
I just ran out of milk - IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!!
I'd love to know how these muppets feel when they realise they're just about to do their 666th post on that board...
Yes, the conservatives will be out of the white house soon, so they have to accomplish their quota of evil before before their asses are kicked out. They need to eliminate as many safety regulations as they can. I totally think conservatives can do that. Just my opinion.
I love the way that a thread on a xian message board about 2 poor workers losing their lives manages to descend into a racist bitch-fest about the Chinese.
Feel that xian love brothers and sisters. Feel that love.
Most of the posters on that thread seem to be being quite sensible about it. You know, carelessness, cutbacks in heath and safety spending, that kind of thing.
Makes a nice change.
fergus
I always thought that people who said, "I totally think..." were the sort to shrug and say, "Shit happens"; a more likely explanation for daily tragedies, surely?
Allegorically, we may refer to the demons of carelessness and/or metal fatigue.
Your opinion is aptly represented by your language skills.
"Does anybody think that these freak things are happening because the evil biengs are in a uproar. I totally think that demons can do stuff like that. Maybee they know thier gig is up soon and so the want to take as many people as thay can."
No.
"Just my opinion."
I suggest you keep the rest of your opinions to yourself, lest you look like an idiot.
Demons are not allowed to kill humans, just mess with their minds and, in the case of satan, give them diseases... at least according to the bible. To dogmatically answer the question: No. To answer the question with reason and a little bit of a brain: No.
Does anybody think
Oh, jebus, this is going to be another RaptureReady quote.
because the evil biengs are in a uproar. I totally think that demons can do stuff like that. Maybee they know thier gig is up soon and so the want to take as many people as thay can. Just my opinion.
You are all going to die disappointed and bitter.
How does it benefit a demon whatsoever to take a life? Does that mean they get to keep the soul? Thats quite unfair, don't ya think?
Just curious how these people think...
What is it with fundies, lousy spelling and extremely activated imagination combined with "unability" to make difference between fantasy and reality?
Shit happens. Randomly. It's life - live it before shit happens to you.
"Just my opinion"
Okay, lemme try this....
There are little aliens living in my head! I can hear your thoughts, and chocolate is the saliva of the yeti! The glaciers are coming! Your face of gold is melting! Spoons! Spoons everywhere! Millennium hand and shrimp!! Just my opinion.
Yeah, go tell their families that demons killed them. I'm sure the idea of a freak accident is way beyond you. Anyway, how do you know these people weren't Christian? Because they weren't in your little death cult? Because they had jobs?
"Does anybody think that these freak things are happening because the evil biengs are in a uproar."
First of all, if you're asking a question, use a question mark. Second, it's not the devil, it's just gravity.
Marsten: "Millennium hand and shrimp!!"
You certainly make a cogent point there, but I would also expand on that: A blewit the grawney man, I told 'em, I told 'em. Millennium hand and shrimp! Bugrit.
...Would you look at that. That still made more sense than tybash did.
"I totally think.."as compared to what,
"You partially think...", or perhaps
Seems there's way more evidence for the last one...
Confused?
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