I've been studing Rebbeca Brown MD books. Shes used by God to help witches and satanist be free from satans claws. She says werwolves are for real. A human being that completely turned their whole soul over to satan to the point where they actually transform in to a wolf like creature.
The witches and satanist are more afraid of this creature than any others.
So that just really threw me off.
I've seen different kinds of demons. Heard a demon screaming so loud " you can't do anything to stop me ". Seen grown men scared half to death hearing this. Just made me mad. I said yha right me and my God can stop you. I was already reading the bible. I just started reading out loud. Till it shut up.
I smell the demons at times.
Besides the demons there are the evil human spirits which we have no control over like we do have with demons. So you must ask God to bind the human spirits.
Theres just lots to keep learning thats for sure.
The Lord has been telling me the demons are going to be showing themselves in physical form much more.
We were created to help God overthrow the demons. And from what I see there isn't many people even aware the war is on.
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I've been studying Rebecca Brown MD books.
You make it sound like she's still an MD. She's not. Her medical license was revoked for "improper diagnosis and over-medication of patients." I'd like to draw your attention to bolded part. It seems she's not a right authority on this matter.
She says werwolves are for real.
Then she is either delusional, a damn fool or a damn liar.
Either way, it's not worth reading any further into this [ex]MD's insane ravings.
"The witches and satanist are more afraid of this creature than any others."
The T.Rex?
"I smell the demons at times."
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
"We were created to help God overthrow the demons."
Sometimes omnipotent, sometimes not.
We were created to help God overthrow the demons.
But didn't God also create the demons?
Yes, I guess the almighty, everlasting God, the creator of the entire universe, the definition of existence itself needs our help in fending of smelly, screaming demons.
What would God do without us? Hold his ears and hope the demons go away?
If the God you fuckers believe in exists, there can be no demons, since he'd be all powerful and they'd not be.
Otherwise what's the point.
I initially read the first sentence as concerning witches & Satanists being freed from Santa Claus.
The rest is deep in "Bathtub Leviathan" territory.
I smell the demons at times.
Take some Beano, charcoal or chlorophyll and the "demons" should disappear, loveschild .
I read her idiotic book He Came to Set the Captives Free because there is an urban legend associated with it. Imagine my surprise when I learned from the book that there is a huge Witch meeting every year and that we not only have sex with the devil, we each have a werewolf companion.
In other news...I don't know about Spuki, but I am terribly upset that I have never received an invite. Nor have I been issued my werewolf. Clearly there's a clerical oversight going on at headquarters.
Sad panda.
@KittyKaboom
I agree. I prefer sexy effete vampire cuties myself though.
Werewolves are usually smelly, hairy monstery things.
That said, as pathetic & stupid as Twilight I wouldn't mind bedding one of those hunky, fresh-faced, Native American shape-shifting cutiepies. Something like Jacob but less of a jerk.
I'd imagine a roll in the hay with a very sexy Lucifer would be quite hawt. I imagine a gorgeous sexy androgynous young goth quy in tight black leather pants who looks a bit like "Visual Kei Meets The Cure"....or Syd Barrett in his "Madcap" phase but in black leather pants.
This cutie...
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...in tight black leather pants and cute little fuzzy horns & adorable fangs, full of dark fun & mischief...My sweet little Lucifer.
Oh, SYD! *unf*
First, wasn't Mrs. Rebecca Brown banned from praticing medecine in Indiana for overprescription of drugs, blaming her patients'ills on demons, devils and ghosts, using and manipulating a mentally unstable patient into publishing with her "doctor" a book about Satanism published by Chick Publications?
Secondly, if I saw and smelt demons, spirits and werwolves, I would see a real psychiatrist instead of a woman who claims Indian Reservations are cursed ground and violence among the African Americans came from inherited family curses originating with African tribal warfare.
[EDIT] M.D. refers to a degree, not to a license to pratice medicine; thus Mrs. Brown can use M.D. because she earned her diploma but can't heal people.
Theres just lots to keep learning thats for sure.
There's just lots to keep learning, that's for sure.
Start by conquering Apostos, the demon of punctuation.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
Please, for the sake of your faithful, religions stop encouraging this spiritual warfare stuff. These people are not well, and should not be pushed into believing they are in combat or in danger. For their safety and the safety of those around them, do not encourage them into believing in it.
If you know somebody who is into this stuff and exhibits signs of mental illness, please please please, get them help.
No, loveschild, you are the demons.
And then loveschild was a zombie!
I'm quite fascinated by self-declared experts in things that don't exist. They often show a tail-wagging willingness to make the most of their nonexistent talents.
Hmm! Hang on. I think I'm sensing a slight connection there. Inexpert experts of no talent whatsoever gabbling nonsensically about things that don't exist.
How difficult must it be for a deranged braggart to do battle with the haunting of his or her tortured reality.
We were created to help God overthrow the demons.
He created the whole universe in six days - including, presumably, the demons - and He needs some tinfoil-hat loony to help Him deal with them?
"This is Joson" the radio cracked. "You must fight the demons!
"So Loveschild gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at Loveschild” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” Loveschild shouted
The radio said “No, Loveschild. You are the demons”
And then Loveschild was a zombie.
Ok, everybody who is making the "then loveschild became a zombis" and "no loveschild you are the demons", what are you referencing? Sorry if I'm annoying you, but please answer me.
@documentingtehcrazy: It's an especially awful fanfic, a Doom one . I think the end is meant to be a Nietzschean Twilight Zone twist, but instead it's nonsense. Whether it's intentionally bad is a matter for debate.
Rebecca Brown sounds all kinds of crazy. I wouldn't listen to her all.
Spuki: While I agree that SYD in the way you described is deliciously, erotically, hot...
I have to admit I didn't get much from Twilight . I just couldn't get into it the way my mom and some of my friends did. My feelings can be summed up in three statements:
1) Edward is about as interesting as a bowl of cold noodles.
2) When the vamp-baby was kicking the shit out of Bella's guts, why the fuck didn't she yank it out and open the damn curtains one nice sunny morning?
3) She should have had puppies with the hot wolf-boy.
Jacob (especially when his hair was still long) is physically the more appealing of the two. So yes, if the Witches' Council could send me one like that right before the big meeting, I'd be much obliged.
Detachment from reality, and delusions of grandeur. Or, lying for jesus. I hope it's the latter.
Seriously, we live in an age where people document their whole life and braodcast it around the world. I couldn't even get through a hour without being forced to look at what twelve random acquaintances had for lunch. If there were demons, don't you think someone would have a picture by now?
Why and how people would turn into wolves instead of, say, frogs, is something that fascinates me since kindergarten. Then I studied anthropology and I understood why loveschild buys into this bullshit.
>> We were created to help God overthrow the demons. And from what I see there isn't many people even aware the war is on. <<
So your God needs your help. I thought he was "All Powerful". And in spite of all the fundie help he so desperately needs (must be iron chariots involved) he doesn't seem even able to get the word out. Sort of like the past 6,000 years to grab all the souls he can, and even yet there are millions billions, who have never heard of him.
Just sayin'.
"I've been studing Rebbeca Brown MD books. Shes used by God to help witches and satanist be free from satans claws. She says werwolves are for real. A human being that completely turned their whole soul over to satan to the point where they actually transform in to a wolf like creature."
"werwolves"? "studing"? I suggest you learn basic grammar before fighting teh evil demons.
It might be because I don't belong to a coven, but I've never seen a werewolf prance into my house saying it's time to go meet some other witches and do . . . whatever you think they do. Although I suppose I could be inclined to enjoy the werewolf's company if he was a decent fellow with good looks.
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