I have seen several people who were born disfigured healed.
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"I have seen several people who were born disfigured healed.
To quote the favorite phrase on most forums when such monumentally outrageous claims are made: Pics or it didn't happen.
"what do you mean by disabled?"
You really need this explained?
"I saw brother guy in ethiopia as that brought their dead in wheel barrows and they rose and walked and continued to serve the lord.
Except for every amputee who's ever lived, no matter how devout.
Fun story time. A few years ago my little brother (then about 8 years old) had problems walking, so for long distances he needed to sit in a wheelchair.
Why does this shit only happen in backwaters where there is absolutely no way of proving it?
Why can 100 good Christians pray over a good Christian in a modern hospital and God won't do a damn thing for them.
"I have seen"
[citation needed]
Which is why hospitals are derelict from disuse. Tell me, why is it that these miraculous healings only occur within church walls or in the depths of Africa...usually when no one thinks to pull out a camera and document such wondrous things, too...?
...and you have scientifically verified evidence for all this, of course.
Didn't think so, somehow.
"I have seen several people who were born disfigured healed.
Not just a case of [citation Seriously Fucking needed], but Word Salad of the worst kind.
This is the reason why education is compulsory , fundies. There are people in Holland who speak better English as their second language than the above, and English - especially spelling, pronunciation & grammar - is a requirement in Chinese schools.
And why here in the UK - even among private tutors & homeschooling parents - the teaching of Evolution & the Big Bang as fact is part of the National Curriculum. As in it's the law . Thus no Kitzmiller vs. Dover required here.
...but hey, you want to 'hoemskule' your kids, having them hamstrung by religious doctrine, when those in China have no such restrictions, remember the keywords in later life: Do you want fries with that?'
Moral: Stupidity. It should be illegal .
Citation seriously motherfucking needed.
If that shit was actually happening, it would have been on every fucking news channel in the fucking world.
I saw a magician named Harry Blackstone cut off a man's head in a guillotine and then the guy walked out on to the stage completely intact.
Did I see it? Absolutely! Clearly! Close up!
Did it actually happen. Not at all? It was merely an illusion.
Was it a totally convincing illusion? Yes. It was so convincing that several members of the audience got out of their seats and attempted to call the police.
That is just another reason why many magic fans consider Harry Blackstone the greatest magician the World has ever seen.
Seeing is most certainly NOT believing.
Just recently Pat Robertson got this question: "why do people in primitive parts of Africa witness more Miracles then the West?"
I of course could see the gullible inherent in his assesment but I also wondered if this is the actual case: There aren't any miracles being witnessed over there either but the church and missionaries are regularly telling them of the hundreds of miracles occuring in America. Less face it, the larger miracles are always half a world away or occured hundreds of years ago or both.
"I saw brother guy in ethiopia as that brought their dead in wheel barrows and they rose and walked and continued to serve the lord."
Bring out yer dead! (*CLANG! *) Bring out yer dead! (*CLANG! *)
Man carrying corpse : 'Here's one!'
Ninepence.
(*Man throws corpse onto wheelbarrow, pays corpse collector *)
"there is no manner of "disabled people" God can't or wont heal"
Man beating cat against wall : 'Does that include cats as well?!'
[/"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"] X3
"there is no manner of "disabled people" God can't or wont heal"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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