FINALLY A GOOD BIBLICAL REBUTTAL OF ALL THE LIES PROPOGATED BY DAN BROWN IN HIS FICTIONAL BOOK "THE DAVINCI CODE". CHRISTIANITY IS! UNDER ATTACK IN THIS COUNTRY AS WELL AS AROUND THE GLOBE. ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE MUST STAND UP FOR THR TRUTH THAT JESUS WAS! CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, THAT HE DID! DIE ON THAT CROSS, AND THAT HE WAS! RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE. HE IS! THE SON OF GOD, HE IS! DIVINE AND HE IS! THE SAVIOUR OF ALL MANKIND!!!! (TO THOSE WHO WILL RECEIVE HIM) SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!!!!!!!! THAT JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!
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Oh, I wish I still had that lovely little picture I saw. It was a pie-chart of religion in America, with the big 75% of Christians saying "Help, help! We're oppressed!"
Two facts, one, CAPS DON´T MAKE YOU MORE INTELLIGENT. Second, you have provided no argument, begining from the fact that the Bible doesn´t have a scerpt in which it refutes Dan Brown. It exists long before even the Quixote Or Hamlet were published. The more you can do is trying to find scerpts on the Bible talking about the life of Jesus which contradict Dan Brown´s theory. They´re very few and it´s a pick and choose. And stop the persecution syndrome. It´s true that due to the lack of popularity of Christianity nowadays is more easily critisised than in the past, but Christians are 3/4 of the adult population. Persecuted are muslims or Jewish or Christians yes IN SAUDI ARABIA.
CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, THAT HE DID! DIE ON THAT CROSS, AND THAT HE WAS! RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE. HE IS! THE SON OF GOD, HE IS! DIVINE AND HE IS!
FINALLY A GOOD BIBLICAL REBUTTAL OF ALL THE LIES PROPOGATED BY DAN BROWN IN HIS FICTIONAL BOOK "THE DAVINCI CODE"
YODA! NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!one!!!!!!
Yeah, lady? The Da Vinci Code is in the fiction section for a reason. Take your pills, now. Also, your Caps Lock is on.
I can't help feeling a bit sympathy for Linda - while Brown doesn't call his book non-fiction, he does pretend it's more accurate than it's actually is.
"JESUS WAS! CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, THAT HE DID! DIE ON THAT CROSS, AND THAT HE WAS! RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE. HE IS! THE SON OF GOD, HE IS! DIVINE AND HE IS! THE SAVIOUR OF ALL MANKIND!!!"
Argumentum ad Caps Lock...If someone is complaining about The Da Vinci Code, they've obviously never read Preacher.
QFT! I wish I had a pic of the inbred, retarded Jesus-spawn handy. I also wish we could unleash Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy (and perhaps also the Saint of Killers) on fundies like LKP.
Sayna, the pie-chart is available in the Funny Images For Online Use section.
I've seen this DVD.
"CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, THAT HE DID! DIE ON THAT CROSS, AND THAT HE WAS! RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE. HE IS! THE SON OF GOD, HE IS! DIVINE AND HE IS!"image
I believe the exclamation marks are substitutes for capitalizing. For example, instead of:
The use of THE! exclamation points is clear to me - Linda has already locked the caps, so how else can she emphasize words as if she's shouting them extra loud? She doesn't know how to use simple bold tags, so ! it is.
OMG111 LULZ!!!! i TOTALLY SOUND iNtLEgIENT WITH DIS CAP LOCK ON...LULZ!
"The da Vinci Code" is in the library in the fiction section under 'D', just to the right of "The Bible".
>The da Vinci Code" is in the library in the fiction section under 'D',
I'll bet this girl actually speaks in this manner in day to day life, so much that it's reduced everyone who knows her to a quivering nervous wreck.
"Darling, did you pick up the KIDS!!! from school today ?? I thought I heard Jody COME!!! in through the front door but she must have gone OUT!!!! again before I could see her."
linda kay paff, on facebook:
"As Christians we are called on to love our enemies and pray for them. David I honestly think that you GO LOOKING for confrontations and problems. Now as a Christian I love the Jewish people. But I also have to love the unsaved Muslims and pray for them. I don't have to LIKE THEM.... Some people might even think of you as a terrorist David. IN MY OPINION *YOU* ARE THE TERRORIST HERE AND *YOU* MAKE OTHER JEWS LOOK BAD. YOU MAKE ME SICK. GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY. YOU ARE A BIG SELFISH, EGO-CENTRIC, HATE-MONGERER. SOMETIMES I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GET DEATH THREATS. NO YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN AND THERE FOR YOU ARE NOT! SAVED. YOU'RE TOO DAMN STUPID TO ACCEPT YOUR OWN MESSIAH. WELL ANYWAY SHALOM!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO. :-) :-) SATAN LOOKS FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN HELL! :-) :-) HAVE FUN THERE! I HEAR THERE IS A LOT OF HATRED DOWN THERE TOO. YOU WILL FIT RIGHT IN. YOU WERE BORN FOR IT APPARANTLEY. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE WHOLE JEWISH RACE. I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN DEATH THREATS SOONER. BUT YOU DAVID ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT. David on second thought I hope they DO KILL YOU. All you ever do is BITCH, MOAN, CRY,COMPLAIN...BITCH, MOAN,CRY,COMPLAIN...... *YOU* ARE WORSE THAN *THEY* ARE. ADIOS LOSER. NO WONDER JEWS ARE SO HATED. YOU ARE SUCH A HATEFUL PEOPLE. NOW I SEE WHY THE HOLOCAUST HAPPENED....SHALOM!!!!!! FUCKWAD. FUCK ALL OF YOU IMEBECILES. MAYBE THERE IS A REASON WHY YOU AS A PEOPLE ARE SO PERSECUTED. HILE HITLER!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY. ACTUALLY I *DO* HAVE MUSLIMS IN MY FAMILY. MAYBE I WILL GO JOIN THEM. I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT WELCOME HERE."
If you didn't capitalise every damn word, you wouldn't need to use exclamation points as emphasis (but seriously, who emphasises "to be" verbs?). It just makes it read choppy.
Also, yeah, work of fiction (not unlike your Wholly Babble). Does the concept of "fiction" mean anything to you? (I doubt it.)
Ouch. That hurt my eyes, along with a good chunk of the reasoning section of my brain.
CAPSLOCKLULZ does NOT make your argument any more outstanding, it just makes you look like a n00b (yes, I said it...)
And seriously, The DaVinci Code was a FICTIONAL BOOK. Stop trying to rebutt something that wasn't real, dumbass.
Shout it from the roof tops... hm, say, that's a good idea, why don't you go ahead and do that!
*push*
CHRISTIANITY IS! UNDER ATTACK IN THIS COUNTRY
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Yes, the Da Vinci code is FICTION. And unlike your Wholly Babble, it's actually meant to be taken as fiction. It's understandable that you are confused on this point as you don't seem to be able to tell that your Wholly Babble is fiction also.
"FINALLY A GOOD BIBLICAL REBUTTAL OF ALL THE LIES PROPOGATED BY DAN BROWN IN HIS FICTIONAL BOOK "THE DAVINCI CODE". CHRISTIANITY IS! UNDER ATTACK IN THIS COUNTRY AS WELL AS AROUND THE GLOBE. ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE MUST STAND UP FOR THR TRUTH THAT JESUS WAS! CRUCIFIED ON THE CROSS, THAT HE DID! DIE ON THAT CROSS, AND THAT HE WAS! RESURRECTED BACK TO LIFE. HE IS! THE SON OF GOD, HE IS! DIVINE AND HE IS! THE SAVIOUR OF ALL MANKIND!!!! (TO THOSE WHO WILL RECEIVE HIM) SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!!!!!!!! THAT JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!!"
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Yawn... Did anyone say something?
Honey, fictional means not real. Things in it are not lies, they are figments of the author's imagination.
Fiction. Fiction. Fiction. Nobody takes fiction on to be true, especially when you have just labeled it fiction. They're not lies, they're fictional plot twists. Yes, I'm talking to you with the bag of straw where your brain should be.
<**sighs, shaking head sadly**>
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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