I am glad that God is who He is and He is not one of us. Imagine God being a liberal demoncrat, he would take everyone to his heaven. That type of heaven would be hell itself. Imagine a heaven where even Hittler can enter there? What heaven could it be. What God would take Hittler to his heaven when he, Hittler don't want to be there? That goes for anyone, homosexual or not, you need to be born again. It has been said that there are two familiies in this world, the family of God and the family of Satan. We all are God's creation, but to belong to Him, Jesus says that we have to be born again, that is born of the spirit, becoming new creatures in Christ Jesus.
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Wouldn't it be great so see Hitler after you're dead? After all, it's a chance to personally smack him in the face.
But seriously, is the point with heaven that the people you don't like are excluded? Sounds like you've carried over some issues from grammar school.
"I am glad that God is who He is and He is not one of us. Imagine God being a liberal demoncrat,"
So, you're saying you're a liberal "demoncrat?"
Imagine God being a liberal demoncrat,
Aren't God and Jesus supposed to be apolitical? Well, except now people act like he was a white, blonde haired blue eyed Republican.
Imagine a heaven where even Hittler can enter there?
Honestly, I do believe in Hell, and I don't think unrepent murderers/rapists and such like, get there. But I honestly can't say, no one can; I'm not God, and I don't pretend to be.
That goes for anyone, homosexual or not, you need to be born again.
... Evangelical/Pentecostal Baptist Protestant or whatever. I guess that rules out 90% of all Christians on earth, then.
RJ : Do you have the specific passage/verse? I'm curious.
You don't know that Hitler didn't truly repent and accept Jesus in his last moment. If he did, your Bible, well, at least in some passages, says God will let Hitler into heaven. And, God will send wonderful, intelligent, interesting people, such as Jefferson, Sagan and Ghandi to hell for eternity.
Fortunately, gods are fictional making the whole issue moot.
1) he would take everyone to his heaven.
- Except people who don't respect real humanist values, like Hitler or Stalin, or Mao. Or you.
2) Imagine a heaven where even Hittler can enter there?
Hitler CAN get to heaven and probably Is in heaven (if it exists), because he accepted Chessus Christ and had faith.
3) Aren't God and Jesus supposed to be apolitical? Well, except now people act like he was a white, blonde haired blue eyed Republican.
- Nope. Jesus is an anarchist (doesn't like the judiciary) commie (a donkey can sooner walk through the head of a pin than can someone rich enter the kingdom of heaven). And Yahweh is a totalitarian tyrant.
Imagine a type of heaven where fundies would have to put up with democrats, gays, Unitarians and feminists.
That's their real nightmare, isn't it?
he would take everyone to his heaven
That's really what it's about, isn't it? The idea that a God that doesn't share your prejudices could let pretty much anyone he wants into heaven?
Three words: Matthew 20 , motherfucker.
Hey you fucking pile of ignorant steaming shit, you spelled Democrat wrong. What's that? You meant to because you thought it would be a cute jab at the system? Well.... um...... Hey you fucking pile of ignorant steaming shit, you spelled Democrat wrong.
Fundie heaven - Where the people who think the way I do go.
Fundie hell - Where the people I don't like go.
I mean, what's the point of heaven if just anyone can get in?
Finally. Someone who is honest enough to admit what fundieism is all about.
Reaffirming prejudices.
People we like get to go to our golden sky palaces. Yay! Let's all pat ourselves on our back when we get there.
People who are different? They go to the fiery pits of Hell. Convenient!
(Never mind the fact that if these people would actually read the book they fucking preach, they would see that their God doesn't share all of their prejudices.)
This, right here, is an example of why religion is, and will always be, a tool of hate.
"Imagine a heaven where people who aren't perfect like me can get in? Why that isn't heaven at all. They should be burned forever for not being like me. JK god is love LOL"
Noooo! Not bring everyone to heaven! Not the ebil tolerance!
I don't know any Hittler, but I do know of Hitler, and he was a Catholic Christian and saw himself as doing God's Work. He was sure of getting a pass into heaven.
Hitler persecuted homosexuals, as well as Jews, Romanies, communists and black people. Any of those you DON'T want to persecute, esandoval?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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